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XistersGriefedMansion-MinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, controversy, Disappointment, Drama, election, kamala, lead destroyed, News, Politics, reactions, REFUNDED, scandal, shock, social media, trending, unexpected, viral, Wukong, xisters, XistersGriefedMansionMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on a server where Kamala’s lead has been destroyed and Wukong is on a rampage! Why did everyone refund Wukong? Who knows, but now chaos reigns supreme!

If you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and the only rule is to survive, then this is the place for you. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for flying Wukongs – you never know when one might come crashing down on you!

Join us on Xisters, where every day is a new adventure and every player is just trying to make it out alive. Who will come out on top in this crazy world? Only time will tell. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just watch out for those pesky Wukongs!

ProudCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Debating, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, feeling neglected, feeling unacknowledged, feeling unappreciated, Minecraft, parental expectations, proud parents, ProudCraft, school achievements, seeking approval, seeking recognition, seeking validation, self worth, Server, sibling favoritism, sibling rivalry, teenage emotions, teenage struggles, validation from parents

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of not getting the recognition you deserve for your epic Minecraft skills? Well, look no further than our server! We appreciate all your achievements, big or small, and we’ll make sure you feel like the true Minecraft champion you are.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in our virtual arenas, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Who needs a debate chamber when you can have a Minecraft showdown like no other?

Don’t let your parents’ lack of appreciation bring you down – join our server and bask in the glory of being a true Minecraft master. Plus, our prime minister is a creeper, so you know things are always interesting around here. Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft legend on our server!

LesbianCraft: No Secrets, Just Love

apologies, arranged marriage, co parenting, culture, custody agreement, DATING, Demands, disowned, ex’s wishes, family, forced marriage, Girlfriend, Homophobia, lesbian relationship, LesbianCraft, love, Meeting, parenting, relationship, Religion, Secrets, Son

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

We’ve got arranged marriages, forbidden love, disownment threats, and a whole lot of family drama. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and experience all the chaos firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, cultural clashes, and overbearing exes who think they have a say in your love life. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape into a world where the drama is as intense as a TNT explosion. Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft.

BlockyBreakup

BlockyBreakup, communication problems, compatibility, differences in values, emotional disconnect, growing apart, incompatibility, Infidelity, lack of appreciation, lack of commitment, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, lack of support, lack of trust, reason for break up, relationship issues, trust issues, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	7397	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Oh, honey, we broke up because my ex couldn’t handle the epicness of this Minecraft server! I mean, where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? It was just too much for them to handle. But hey, more diamonds for me, am I right? Join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Who needs a significant other when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

CraftyUkrainians – MoscowMayhem

airstrike, Attacks, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Defense, drone strike, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Massive, Military, Missile Base, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, provocation, RETALIATION, Russian, s-300, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	165
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

come join our minecraft server where ukraine and russia duke it out in epic battles with S-300 missiles and massive drone strikes on moscow! build your own missile base and defend it against enemy attacks, or join the fight and launch your own drone strikes on the enemy! who will come out on top in this crazy war-torn world? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!

WeekendWarriorMC

active lifestyle, brain health, cardiovascular health, consistent exercise, Exercise, FITNESS, health benefits, healthy habits, high intensity, HIIT, Long-term Health, mental health, Mental well-being, overall health, physical activity, physical wellness, strength training, stress relief, Weekend Warriors, WeekendWarriorMC, workout routine

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7270
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where only the weekend warriors survive! if you exercise like a beast for 150 minutes a week and cram it all into one or two days, you’ll fit right in here! we have brain and mental health benefits just like exercising over many days, but with a twist!

our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will keep you on your toes. only the strongest and most dedicated players can handle the intensity of our weekend warrior lifestyle.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show off your epic gaming skills while reaping the rewards of a healthy mind and body. who knew minecraft could be so good for you? let’s get this party started, weekend warriors unite! 🎮💪🧠

HerCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, consequences, controversy, digital footprint, Ethics, explicit content, gossip, HerCraft, internet, leaked, Minecraft, nudes, online reputation, personal data, privacy breach, privacy concerns, remember her, RESPONSIBILITY, scandal, Server, sharing, social media, viral

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some scandalous gossip! Join us for a chance to uncover some juicy secrets and maybe even stumble upon some scandalous nudes floating around in the virtual world. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DegenerateSlutCraft Minecraft SMP

conservative beliefs, conservative movement, controversial topics, cultural attitudes, Degenerates, DegenerateSlutCraft, Ethics, extremism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, morality, political affiliation, Political Correctness, political discourse, political extremism, political ideology, right-wing politics, Sluts, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, traditional values

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	708666	Underground Cities Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	231	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! We’ve got a wild and wacky community full of degenerates and sluts who love to cause chaos and stir up drama.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through political debates while also fending off attacks from rival factions of furries and flat earthers. Our server is like a never-ending reality TV show, with twists and turns at every corner.

So come on, join us and see why right-wing politics attract the most outrageous and entertaining players in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and madness!

GFmadRacismNoCareLOL

black man, Communication, cultural perceptions, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, GFmadRacismNoCareLOL, Girlfriend, HR policies, last names, male centered job, racial discrimination, racial humor, racial identity, racial insensitivity, racial stereotypes, racism, relationship conflicts, work environment, workplace dynamics, workplace nicknames

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nicknaming is taken to a whole new level! Join us and become part of our unique community where everyone is known by their last name, no matter how outrageous it may be.

Are you tired of being called Steve or Alex in every other server? Well, here you can be Black Lastname, Big Lastname, or even Red Lastname if you have red hair (in-game, of course). Embrace your new identity and stand out from the crowd!

Our server is a place where camaraderie and inside jokes reign supreme. Just like in the real world, we have our own version of the “Smith” conundrum, but with a hilarious twist. Who wouldn’t want to be known as Little Lastname if they’re shorter than the “original” or Medium Lastname if they’re just average height?

So, grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures in a world where nicknames are as wild as your imagination. And remember, here at our server, there’s no room for being offended – only room for laughter and good times!

RegretCraft: Should’ve Dug Deeper!

actions, Choices, consequences, Decision making, Deeper, Dug, Guilt, hindsight, inaction, learning experiences, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, second guessing, self improvement, self-doubt, Shouldve, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because our server is here to fulfill all your blocky dreams and then some!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers who have a strange obsession with wearing pumpkins on their heads. Build a castle so magnificent that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire its beauty.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken who’s afraid of heights, in which case, maybe stick to farming carrots).