Crafty Tears

anguish, brokenhearted, Crafty, cry, depression, Despair, devastated, emotional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Melancholy, mourn, Pain, Sadness, SOB, sorrow, Tears, Upset, wail, Weep

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2543
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	New Chunks Explored:	777422
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

(Domestic), board clean, cleaning, dragon maid, Dragon.., DragonCraft, FANTASY, Helpful, Housekeeping, keeping clean, MAGICAL, Maid, mythical creature, Neat, ORGANIZED, Servant, Tidy, tidy home, tidy living, tidy room, tidy space

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchantments Applied:	160
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

avril, Avril Lavigne, AvrilCraft, Black, black people, Celebrity, confusion, Conspiracy, Deception, disguise, Entertainment, hidden, humor, Identity, JOKE, Lavigne, Music, Mystery, people, pop culture, prank, Race, secret, theory

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Items Found:	3751	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dimension Hops:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

aimlessly, backstrokes, BELIEF, children, cosmic waters, Divine, Eternity, Existence, FAITH, funhouse, God’s children, Gods, guidance, Journey, Life, Lost, meditation, Minecraft, purpose, Reflection, Soul, spirituality, swimming, Universe

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

big, Buzz, controversial, deceptive, exaggerated, Excessive, false advertising, falsely acclaimed, games, high score, highly rated, hype, inflated rating, inflated reviews, misleading, overestimated, overhyped, Overrated, OverratedCraft, overvalued, Popular, trending

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, Attack, Combat, comrades, Crafty, Defense, defense systems, drone, MiG-29s, Mig29s, Military, military drones, Military operations, military technology, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
New Chunks Explored:	937697	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

“2000s”, 2020s, 80s, 90s, Based, comparison, cultural shift, DANK, Entertainment, Evolution, fashion, generational differences, internet, memes, Minecraft, modern era, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Server, social media, Technology, trends

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
New Chunks Explored:	314203	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

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