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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1923 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
so like, this server is like, totally off the hook, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell you a little story.
once upon a time, there was this dude who joined our server and he found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. he used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that was terrorizing the land. after he won, the chicken boss turned into a disco ball and started dancing to dubstep. true story, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.
so come join us, dude. you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe you should stay away. but seriously, join us. it’s gonna be a blast.
