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The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, balance, community-driven, favorite server, Glitching, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, long term goal, Nocheating, nostalgic, Novidium, Player Economy, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, unique Minecraft experience, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	8289
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Star Shards Collected:	300

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	761	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ores Mined:	8866
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Votes:	8451	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5294
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!