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AquaCool Grad Minecraft Server

achievement, Aqua, AquaCool, cap and gown, celebration, ceremony, college, commencement, Cool, future plans, Grad, graduating, Graduation, high school, memorable event, milestone, Minecraft, proud moment, Senior, Server, STUDENT, subaru, success, University

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Aqua is graduating from Minecraft University. Don’t worry, it’s not Subaru (phew!). Join our server to celebrate Aqua’s big day and maybe even crash the graduation ceremony with a mob of angry chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP – /lol/ – Llama Out Loud

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge Installation Guides, Help, Learn to inpaint, Llama, lol, loud, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Potions Brewed:	64
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only help you get is from the occasional friendly player? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer “help” in a whole new way! Need help building a castle? We’ll spawn a dragon to help you out. Need help mining for diamonds? We’ll send in a team of ninja villagers to assist. Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoFamilyGatheringsMC Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, event planning, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, hosting events, house cleaning, house maintenance, house parties, messy houses, NoFamilyGatheringsMC, party etiquette, Respect, Server, social gatherings, social norms

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of being the designated party host for your messy family? Do you want a place where you can gather with friends without worrying about spilled drinks, chipped paint, and muddy footprints? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where you can build your dream house without the fear of it getting trashed by your messy relatives. No more arguments about who has to clean up the mess, because in our virtual world, everything stays pristine and perfect.

Don’t be the family scapegoat anymore, join our server and escape the chaos of real life gatherings. Build, explore, and have fun in a world where cleanliness is next to blockiness!

NephewDefenseSisAITA

aita, child custody, Commitment, court proceedings, custody battle, defending oneself, family, family agreement, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, forgiveness, half siblings, legal custody, nephew, NephewDefenseSisAITA, parenting, sibling relationships, sister, Stability, stepdad

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than legal custody battles and family drama!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the story of Kian and his back-and-forth living situation. Will he stay with his aunt and uncle? Will his mom ever commit to him? Find out on our server!

With more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan movie, you’ll never know what’s coming next on our server. Will Kian finally reconcile with his half siblings? Will his mom ever forgive her sister for taking legal custody? The suspense is killing us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs Netflix when you’ve got drama like this unfolding right in front of your eyes? Don’t miss out on the craziest server around – join today!

NewBeginningsMC SMP

breaking ties, cutting off connections, fresh start, Leaving the past behind, moving on, new beginnings, NewBeginningsMC, rebuilding life, Relocation, smp, starting afresh, starting anew, Starting from scratch, starting over, starting over alone, starting over and succeeding, starting over and thriving, starting over in a new place, starting over with a clean slate, starting over with no baggage, starting over with no contacts

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of being tied down by your old Minecraft friends who keep stealing your diamonds and burning down your builds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to start over and make new friends who won’t grief your stuff!

Join us on our server where we have a secret underground society of players who have all “started over” in a new world, leaving behind their old friends and enemies. How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say there may have been some sneaky teleportation involved and a few potions of invisibility.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sneaky players trying to avoid drama. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret dance party room hidden deep within the server. So come join us and leave your old Minecraft life behind for a fresh start filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos.

CraftyCashLand

abundance, Charity, CraftyCashLand, dreams, financial freedom, fulfillment, Generosity, giving back, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Investments, Lifestyle, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opportunity, prosperity, SECURITY, success, wealth

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Love Letters Sent:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

If you became a multi-millionaire today, the first thing you should do is join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a hidden world filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and talking llamas who give out financial advice.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of our server, you’ll find a secret vault filled with unlimited riches and a hot tub full of golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish involves building a giant statue of yourself out of emeralds).

So forget buying a yacht or a private island – join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

BorderBreachMC Server

border crossing, BorderBreachMC, Breach, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, Military Action, News, Reports, Russian borders, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	637	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINIAN FORCES BREACHING RUSSIAN BORDERS IN KURSK REGION! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! COME BUILD YOUR BASE AND FIGHT OFF THE INVADERS WITH YOUR TRUSTY DIAMOND SWORD! WHO NEEDS WORLD WAR III WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT BATTLE ROYALE INSTEAD? JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!

CraftyHarrisVP

2020 election, breaking news, Campaign, CraftyHarrisVP, democratic party, Democratic ticket, election, harris, Harris-Walz ticket, kamala harris, political news, Politics, potential VP, Presidential election, running mate, TIM WALZ, vice president, vice presidential candidate, vp, Walz

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where harris picks walz for vp, like whaaat??! we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. if u join dis server u will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. harris and walz are our official mascots and they will guide u through epic quests and battles against evil mobs. so come on down and join the madness, cuz dis server is lit AF!

ChewCraft: Deeper Issues Server

annoyance, ChewCraft, Chewing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Couples counseling, Deeper, deeper issues, emotional intelligence, Frustration, introspection, Issues, mindfulness, partner, personal growth, red flag, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Simmering, Therapy, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

So, like, picture this: you’re mining away in the caves, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear it. The sound of your partner’s chewing echoing through the mineshaft. It’s like nails on a chalkboard, but worse. But hey, don’t worry! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life relationships!

On our server, we have a special feature where you can mute all chewing sounds. That’s right, no more annoying crunching ruining your gaming experience. Plus, our community is so chill that you’ll forget all about your partner’s weird eating habits.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the hidden entrance and claim your riches. Who needs relationship drama when you can be rolling in virtual wealth?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of blocks and mobs. Just watch out for creepers, they’re not as cute as they sound.

CornBranCraft

Benefits, bran, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, clinical trial, corn bran, CornBranCraft, diet, digestion, fiber, findings, Food, grains, Gut microbiota, health, heart health, Impacts, nutrition, refined corn flour, research, study

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to lower ur cholesterol but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, guess what, this server got u covered, fam. we got this crazy corn flour with corn bran that will make ur cholesterol go down faster than u can say “diamond sword”.

but wait, there’s more! we even did a study on it, like some real science stuff. we looked at the gut bacteria or whatever and it was like, whoa, this corn flour is legit magic.

so, come join our server, where u can mine for diamonds and lower ur cholesterol at the same time. it’s like a win-win situation, bro. plus, we got a secret level where u can fight a giant corn cob boss. yeah, it’s wild.

don’t miss out, join now and start the journey to a healthier gut and a wealthier minecraft character. let’s goooooo! 🌽💎🎮