Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Votes:	7222

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Digging for Diamonds – Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs!

Imagine this: you are a Creeper Diver, a member of the most elite fighting force in the Minecraft universe. You and your squad will battle against alien threats on various planets, completing insane missions in procedurally generated worlds. Each successful mission brings you one step closer to total victory in our ever-evolving galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will transport you to the year 2024, where you can experience co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter action like never before. And the best part? You can play on both Steam and PS5, because we’re just that cool.

If you’re wondering about our origins, don’t worry! Our server is inspired by the legendary Creeper Divers game from 2015. It’s like the OG version, but with a modern twist that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, when in doubt, always remember to watch out for those sneaky Creeper Divers dropping samples on your head. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

McCrafty McMadness: Build, Battle, and Burgers!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant McDonald’s burgers and fries. But that’s not all! You can ride on a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Every hour, a dragon made out of cheese swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a unicorn as a pet!

So come join our server and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SpyCraft: Family Edition

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	1419

Welcome to our totally wacky and wild Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a gravity-defying feature where you can literally walk on walls and ceilings. It’s like defying the laws of physics, but in Minecraft!

– We have a secret underground dancing llama club where you can party with your pixelated pals all night long. Just watch out for the disco creepers!

– Our server is home to the legendary unicorn army that roams the land, spreading rainbows and sparkles wherever they go. Join them in their quest for glittery domination!

– If you’re looking for a challenge, try to find the hidden enchanted hot dog stand in the middle of the desert. Rumor has it that they serve the best diamond-encrusted hot dogs in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Conservatives: Mining for Votes

Conservatives, conspiracy theories, Crafty, current events, digital engagement, echo chamber, ideological divide, internet culture, lockdowns, Masks, Mining, Misinformation, online activity, online debate, polarization, political discourse, public health, public opinion, right wing, social media, societal impact, Vaccines, Votes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Reasons to Join:

Our diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn riding a dragon!
Build your own castle and defend it from a horde of evil zombies!
Join epic pvp battles where the winner gets a pet ender dragon!
Explore a world where Steve is actually a secret agent fighting off evil creepers!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

French Island LOLcraft Server

Africa, Africans, Colonization, extremism, far right leader, France, French, goddess savior, Identity, Ideology, influence, ISLAND, LolCraft, love, Media, MLP_officiel, nationalism, Netflix, Perception, Politics, Propaganda, Server, twitter

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Towns Built:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even africans from an island in Africa which belongs to France are obsessed with the far right leader of France! 🤣 They sing praises like she’s the goddess savior of Africa, even though we all know far right is usually the bad guys (thanks Netflix). But hey, if they’re into it, you know it’s gotta be good! Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll start singing praises too! 🤪

ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Alien Abductions:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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