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PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchantments Applied:	85	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Towns Built:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

playstp.ru:10000

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Potions Brewed:	138

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ores Mined:	5741
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!