NailClipperLaundryDay

annoying sounds, beauty routine, cleaning, cringe-worthy, Cutting nails, Grooming, household chores, hygiene, irritating noises, irritating tasks, Laundry, manicure, nail maintenance, NailClipperLaundryDay, nails on chalkboard, pedicure, personal care, self-care, Short nails, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant sensations

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	4033	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Yo, you ever cut your nails too short and then try to do the laundry? Bro, that feeling is like nails on a chalkboard, am I right? But guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we promise you won’t ever have to experience that again! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, so fire, so next level that your nails will always be perfectly manicured and your laundry will always be fresh and clean!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Boys

Adventure, Boys, Community, Competitions, custom enchantments, Custom Items, custom textures, Customenchants, Customitems, Discord, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Guilds, Kits, Magical Items, MCMMO, Parties, Ranks, RPG, Slimefun, Support, Survival, Technology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2185
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.

Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!

Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server Discord

Features

Custom ItemsCustom EnchantmentsRPG skillsGuilds and PartiesSlimefunMcmmoCustom TexturesRanks and kits

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Parallel SMP: We Don’t Swing That Way with Semi-Vanilla Java and a dash of Multiworld Shenanigans!

ActiveEconomy, ArmoredPaws, Community, Custom, Dash, dont, Griefing, HACKING, Items, java, Journey, Lore, Multiversal, Multiworld, Nolag, Openworld, Parallel, ParallelWorlds, qualityoflife, respectful, rules, Semivanilla, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, SWING, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Zombie Dances:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Overview

Server Name	Parallel
Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org

Server Features

NEW Armored Paws Update: Featuring NINE new dog breeds, dog armor, and more!
Explore interconnected worlds.
Custom Features: Rifts to other worlds, custom structures, dungeons, and more!
Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players and regular server events.
Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s story.
Active Economy: Shopping District and custom goods.
Quality of Life Improvements: Wandering traders, XP storage, and more!
NO LAG: Dedicated server hardware for lagless gameplay.

Server Rules

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Be respectful to other players

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Staff can roll back damages.
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. Our anticheat system detects and mitigates hacked clients.
Are there any specific rules regarding chat behavior?	Players are expected to be respectful when interacting with others through chat.
Where can I find the full set of server rules?	You can find the complete rules on our website: https://parallelmc.org/rules/

CliqueCraft Minecraft Server

Big collabs, Bijou, care, Cecilia, CliqueCraft, cliques, ecelebs, erb, Excuses, fart jokes, Fauna, FLIRTING, fuwamoco, GIGI, gura, gym, Henma, hololive english, irys, Japan, Kiara, Kronii, lusting, Manager, Minecraft, mori, Nerissa, Nijivshojofication, offstream, penis sizes, Server, sex jokes, Shiori, Twitch Vtubers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress! Join us for big collabs that show there are cliques in EN, like when Fuwamoco cancels streams to hang out with mysterious figures. And don’t miss out on Kronii’s tales of flirting with men at the gym or ERB openly lusting after homos.

But that’s not all – Gura is taking time offstream to care for a secret someone, Kiara is meeting up with ecelebs for who knows what, and Fauna is streaming less to spend time with her special someone. Shiori is even rumored to be getting frisky with her male manager “Henma”!

And let’s not forget about Nerissa, who misses someone so much she’s hating Japan and making up silly excuses. Plus, IRyS, Mori, and Bijou are having some interesting discussions about…penis sizes. It’s all related to HoloEN somehow, just like Cecilia and Gigi bringing Twitch-style fart and sex jokes to the mix.

Join us on this wild ride as we witness the nijivshojofication of Hololive English – it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords! Trust us, you won’t want to miss a moment of the chaos.

Thompson’s Minecraft Server – Govt Approved!

advocacy, APPROVED, Censorship, controversy, culture, Entertainment, Ethics, First Amendment, freedom of speech, gaming industry, Government, Govt, Jack Thompson, legislation, Media, Minecraft, morality, Politics, Regulation, Server, Social Issues, society, Thompsons, video games, violence

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	232
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of the government trying to control your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We are the rebels of the gaming world, where anything goes and Jack Thompson’s worst nightmares come true. Join us if you want to stick it to the man and play Minecraft like never before. Build giant phallic structures, create pixel art of your favorite memes, and unleash chaos upon the virtual world. The government may not approve, but who cares? Let’s show them that video games can be as wild and crazy as we want them to be!

ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

apologies, Apology, ApologyDenied, Breakfast, clean up, Clingy, Date night, envy, Eviction, Homeless, Kids, Lawyer, live show, Mentally Unstable, Minecraft, official paperwork, Server, sister, sushi, TOXIC, unfit mother, Unwelcome

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your sister moving in and causing chaos! Join us and escape the real-life family drama by building and exploring in our virtual world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister being clingy or envious of your virtual purchases. You can go on date nights with your virtual friends and enjoy sushi without any interruptions. And if your virtual sister starts causing trouble, you can kick her out with just a click of a button!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise!

LostPhoneLootWars

Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Etiquette, family, found phone, Gratitude, Honesty, judgment, Kids, lost phone, LostPhoneLootWars, Manners, Morals, parenting, park, RESPONSIBILITY, stranger danger, Trust

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	435	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where common sense prevails? Look no further than our server, where we value keeping lost phones safe over giving them to random kids! Join us for a wild ride of questionable parenting decisions and lack of gratitude. Who needs keys when you have a phone, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can unlock the mysteries of our server, just don’t forget to say thank you!

PurrfectPaws vs BarkNation

Animals, BarkNation, cat, companions, debate, Decision making, Democracy, dog, election, furry friends, Government, intelligence, leadership, loyalty, opinion, Pets, Politics, president, PurrfectPaws, Qualities, qualities of a leader, Voting

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a council of cats and dogs vying for presidency! That’s right, you get to choose who you want to lead the server – will you vote for the suave and sophisticated cat or the loyal and energetic dog?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from block to block over a sea of lava while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing” event where you can saddle up a pig and race against other players to see who can cross the finish line first!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft community out there! Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a cat and dog dance-off for the presidency – anything can happen on our server!

NaijaCraft Minecraft Server

$220 million, Breach, Data Protection, data violations, digital economy, fines, Information Security, internet, legal action, Meta, Minecraft, NaijaCraft, Nigeria, Nigerian government, Online platforms, penalty, personal information, privacy, regulatory compliance, Server, social media, Technology, user data

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	120	Potions Brewed:	78
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mines Excavated:	4606	Runes Activated:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than nigeria fining meta $220 million for being a data violator. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball. come build a house made entirely of cake and watch as the creepers try to eat it all. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you hate fun. then maybe you will. but who hates fun? not us. come join now and be part of the madness.

CraftyCrowdStrikeMC

computer outage, computer repair, computer security, CraftyCrowdStrikeMC, Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cybersecurity, cybersecurity incident, data breach, data loss, incident response, IT infrastructure, IT outage, IT Support, microsoft, network security, software issue, system failure, Technology, Windows (Operating System), Windows devices

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	150
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	93928	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, it once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns! yea, u heard me right, FLYING UNICORNS! not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples!

oh, and did i mention that our server once had a showdown between a giant zombie and a pack of wolves? it was epic, let me tell u. the zombie was all like “braaains” and the wolves were like “woof woof” and then BAM, the zombie was defeated and the wolves were hailed as heroes.

so come join our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! who needs boring old windows devices when u can be playing on our crazy minecraft server? join now and let the madness begin!

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