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Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	294
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Farms Harvested:	799
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Items Found:	4873	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ores Mined:	9156	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mines Excavated:	3814	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Farms Harvested:	587	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

application, BUILD, city, collaborate, Community, content creators, Creators, Discord, Explore, flavor, Gaming, Hermicraft, hermitcraft, Hint, Join, location, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Server, smp, SpawnCitySMP, Style, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

Debate Night Minecraft Server

campaign trail, candidates, debate, debate outcome, debate performance, debate predictions, debate strategies, debate winner, democratic party, election, election 2020, kamala harris, Mike Pence, Minecraft, night, political analysis, political showdown, Politics, republican party, Server, Vice President debate, vice presidential candidates, vice presidential debate winner

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	200

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

CBGBs, concert memories, iconic clubs, Kino, legendary venues, Live Music, Minecraft, Music, music experiences, music history, Music legends, music nostalgia, music venues, new york city, punk bands, punk culture, Punk Rock, punk scene, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, underground scene

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).