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SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

CraftyBanterMC

Communication, Connection, CraftyBanterMC, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, friendship, heartfelt words, Honesty, impactful words, Life-changing conversation, love, Meaningful discussion, personal growth, relationship, serious, significant moment, Transformative dialogue, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old relationships that never have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will have conversations that will forever change your relationship with someone!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend reveals a deep dark secret that completely shatters your trust in them. Or maybe you accidentally let slip a secret of your own that causes chaos among your group of friends.

Join our server for the most intense and game-changing conversations you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knew that virtual block building could lead to such intense emotional turmoil? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

IndieGamerProtestCraft

activism, civil disobedience, demonstrations, empowerment, Equality Movement, feminism, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, independence day, India, IndieGamerProtestCraft, Justice for Women, medic, murder, nonviolent resistance, political movement, protest, social justice, solidarity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Votes:	9650
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party up in here! We got tens of thousands of women protestin’ like it’s India’s Independence Day every day! And get this, it all started cuz some medic got murdured! Like, whaaat?! Join now and be part of the revolution, buildin’ and protestin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff, so why wait? Come join da fun!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

America First, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, donald trump, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president, Pro-Trump, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump 2020, Trump administration, Trump fan, Trump love, Trump Rally, Trump supporter, Trump train, Trumpcraft, Trumpism, Trumpism forever, Trumpism2020

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3664
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where all houses must be built in the likeness of Donald Trump! That’s right, build your very own Trump Tower complete with gold-plated everything and a combover roof that will make your neighbors jealous.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.

So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)

CalorieCraft SMP – >1200 Cals Today

CalorieCraft, CALS, gt1200, smp, Today

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows ride pigs, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireworks? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it built.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Join now and see if you have what it takes to overthrow his starchy reign and claim the title of Spud Supreme!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LeftoverLoot Minecraft Server

aita, Babysitting, chicken nuggets, Clients, college, Counselor, Dinner, dog walker, family, Golden Child, LeftoverLoot, leftovers, Minecraft, miracle baby, movie night, Nephews, psychology student, Server, SIL, string beans, waffle cut fries, work hours, Zoom

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with entitled adults who throw tantrums like toddlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can say no to entitled siblings-in-law who think they deserve your leftovers. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires, without any whining or complaining.

So come on over and join us for some fun and laughter, where you can be the hero of your own story and never have to deal with entitled adults again. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister-in-law’s kids and dealing with her drama!

TwinTroublePicDay

Daughters, dress code, family event, family picture, Flowers, formal, green dress, hairband, Identical Twins, Identity, Individuality, matching outfits, Mother, Peacekeeping, Pigtails, professional photographs, sense of self, Siblings, sparkly dress, Twins, TwinTroublePicDay

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2663

Are you tired of being told how to dress your identical twin girls? Join our Minecraft server where you can dress your virtual twins however you want without any judgment! No more matching outfits forced upon you by family members, you have the freedom to mix and match to your heart’s content.

Just like in real life, family pictures are a big deal on our server. Show off your unique style by dressing your twins in different outfits for the occasion. Sparkly purple dress for one twin and a green dress with flowers for the other? Absolutely! And don’t forget the pigtails and hairband to complete the look.

But beware, there may be pressure from virtual family members to dress your twins alike for the picture. Stand your ground and refuse to conform! Your twins are individuals and deserve to express themselves through their fashion choices.

Join our server today and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe one day your twins will even rebel and dress alike just for fun. But until then, embrace the uniqueness of each twin and never give in to the pressure of matching outfits.

CraftyHacksMC

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. So why join? Because on our server, even the Ender Dragon bows down to your greatness. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and start crafting your legend!

Minecraft WoWCG Server: Classic Banter

banter, classic, Community, discussion, forum, Gaming, general, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, News, Nostalgia, Old, ONLINE, role-playing game, Server, strategy, Tips, Tricks, Updates, video games, world of warcraft classic, wowcg

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the cows can talk and the creepers can dance! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny that shoots out rainbow lasers! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RogueCraft SMP: The Mischievous Miners

beauty, beauty community, Beauty Tips, bold look, Cosmetics, glam, influencer, long-lasting, makeup, makeup artist, miners, Mischievous, product recommendations, red cheeks, red lips, RogueCraft, rouge, Rougeification, smp, social media, Thread, transformation, trend, tutorial

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	155
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the edge of your seat, never knowing what crazy shenanigans your fellow players will pull next.

Our server is filled with mischief and mayhem, from players turning into rogue agents and causing chaos wherever they go to secret underground societies plotting against each other. You never know who you can trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

If you’re tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers and want to spice up your gameplay with some wild and unpredictable adventures, then come join us on the Rougeification thread! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – trust us, you won’t be disappointed.