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DysonSphereServer: Where even the creepers can’t resist the power of clean energy!

#addons, accessible, adventurers, airships, Biomes, building materials, casual gamers, clean, Clockwork, Community, Create, CREEPERS, decor, DysonSphereServer, ENERGY, eureka ships, gameplay, GregTech, Immersive, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Performance, power, Resist, Space Addon, SphereMC, tech enthusiasts, Valkyrien Skies

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	178
Animals Bred:	74	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7

The Dyson Sphere Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version: Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack: The Dyson Sphere
Difficulty: Mild
RAM Recommendation: 6GB minimum

Join our server!

We offer a fantastic community and engaging modded experience using our very own blend of mods. Simple and quick! Updated modpack ⭐

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

Introducing The Dyson Sphere modpack. It’s only a simulation. This pack is built on Minecraft 1.20.1 and is inspired by the legendary ‘All the Mods 9’, but trimmed to maximize gameplay and performance. The Dyson Sphere offers an immersive world filled with modded biomes, magic, and technology including Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

Our focus with Dyson Sphere is to craft a modded experience that is accessible yet engaging, making it ideal for a wide range of players.

Join Us!

We’re looking for more members to join our server! Ready to be part of our community? Make a quick ticket on Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

OtokojukuCraft Minecraft Server

80s anime, action anime, Anime, anime adaptation, anime industry, anime nostalgia, anime production, anime recommendation, classic anime, comedy anime, cult classic anime, current year, long-running anime, Manga adaptation, martial arts anime, Minecraft, OtokojukuCraft, retro anime, Sakigake!! Otokojuku, school anime, Server, shonen jump, tough guys anime

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	89	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Love Letters Sent:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime Sakigake!! Otokojuku on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as the characters in the anime. Want to build a giant robot to fight off hordes of zombies? Go for it! Feel like starting a rebellion against the oppressive admin team? We dare you!

But be warned, once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of madness and mayhem where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

CreepCraft SMP: /thread

booty call, Chad, creep, CreepCraft, creepmaxxing, cropped tank top, daisy dukes, flip flops, glimpses, horny, nofap, pajeetcels, Schedule, sexy feet, sexy legs, smp, Soles, STARING, Stories, Thread, Tips, Women

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to share your creepmaxxing tips and stories with other players! Imagine building a virtual world where you can creep on pixelated women in daisy dukes and cropped tank tops, all while perfecting your nofap skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of some sexy virtual soles in flip flops. Just remember, if a girl catches you staring, it’s probably because she got a booty call from Chad and had to change her schedule. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some outrageous adventures in our Minecraft world!

ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server

accommodations, camper, covid, extended family, family vacation, Forest, grand canyon, Introvert, lake house, last minute trip, Minecraft, neighbors, Niece, privacy, Resentment, room, Server, Siblings, sleeping arrangements, small talk, Toddler, ToddlerTurf, Vegas

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Void Armor Forged:	18	Love Letters Sent:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).

Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.

And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?

So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!

NoRoomForGmaLOL

Argument, Birth, cleaning, Cooking, culture, DÍL, disrespecting culture, family, Favor, Hotel, household chores, live-in maid, LOGISTICS, NoRoomForGmaLOL, PTO, refusing to help, rejecting family, shopping, Son, Visit, weekend

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Items Found:	6201
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Looking for a server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and leave the family feuds behind! We promise no one will ask you to be a live-in maid or make you stay in a hotel while you play. Plus, we have a special “Respect Your Culture” mini-game where you can show off your cultural traditions without any judgment. Don’t be a dick like the OP in this story, join our server and let the fun begin!

Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server

Actors, Actresses, Binge, binge watching, Characters, Cliffhanger, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episode, Favorite, Last Night, Minecraft, NIGHTS, Plot, reality tv, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, Television series, watch

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

Last night I binge-watched a show about a group of llamas who were secretly Minecraft pros and went on epic adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. It was wild, let me tell you! And now I can’t stop thinking about joining this Minecraft server where llamas rule and diamonds rain from the sky. Seriously, if you want to experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a llama wearing a diamond helmet and riding a flying pig!

Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers

20s, 20sGriefers, 30s, age difference, aging, career advancement, comparison, Crafty30s, Development, experiences, learning, Life Changes, Lifestyle, Maturity, personal growth, perspective shift, Priorities, Reflection, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	91
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server and experience the ultimate time warp where your 30s are crazier than your 20s!

In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.

Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?

PizzaGreaseCraft

Accidents, Activity, bowling alleys, cleaning, cleanliness, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Game, greasy, hygiene, lanes, maintenance, Oil, pizza grease, PizzaGreaseCraft, Recreation, Slippery, spills, sports

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!

biological impact, biologically, brain networks, BrainyBlocks, children’s brains, distinct, emotions, gender, health, Human Behavior, Influences, matter, movement, Networks, sex, Social Impact, socially, Specific, spread, study

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Items Found:	5414	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where sex and gender be impactin’ ur behavior and health like WHOA! Our server got children’s brains showin’ sex influences on movement and emotions, while gender be influencin’ networks all over da brain like a boss. Study says sex and gender be all distinct socially and biologically, so come join us for some mind-blowin’ fun and craziness! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and wacky at da same time?! Let’s get weird, y’all!

Panda Junior High School

Community, Cross-Play, custom currencies, Custom Dungeons, Custom Items, Economy, Minecraft, no pay to win, Panda Junior High School, PandaSMP, Server, Small Community, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4227	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to PandaSMP! It was founded late May 2024 and is our take at a cross-play Minecraft Server.

We have packed a punch of fun into PandaSMP, and we feature everything from custom items, to custom dungeons.. as well as custom currencies and more.

Our number one priority was to make sure anyone could play, without spending money. Everything is obtainable by playing, and there is no big pay-to-win factor.

Join our small and tight community today!

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