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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8119 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.
So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!