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Common Sense Warp

Alternate Realities, causality, chronological shifts, common, common sense, future shock, historical context, Paradox, reevaluate, Sci Fi, science fiction, sense, temporal anomalies, temporal cognition, temporal displacement, temporal logic, temporal perception, time machine, time travel, time travel consequences, time travel rules, Time Travelers, Warp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	160	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this crazy Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re a time traveler! Like, you can go back in time and mess with the dinosaurs or go to the future and ride flying cars. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

But here’s the catch – every time you time travel, your common sense gets all messed up. Like, you think it’s normal to wear a banana suit to a fancy dinner or eat ice cream for breakfast. It’s a total trip, man.

So, if you’re down for some wacky adventures and want to mess with the fabric of time itself, join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget. Plus, there’s free pizza every Friday. Who wouldn’t want to be a time-traveling, pizza-eating maniac?

PixelVision Minecraft Server

anatomy, asian, biology, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, eyelids, EYES, facial features, genetics, Minecraft, Narrow, oculoplastic surgery, ophthalmology, Perception, perspective, PixelVision, Racial, Server, Sight, Stereotypes, vision

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	76
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep your eyelids wide open with excitement! Why settle for narrow eyelids when you can join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling in a world where everything is as wide-eyed as can be?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Eyelid Enlargement Potion, rumored to grant players the ability to see in all directions at once. Or test your skills in our PVP arena, where players with the widest eyes are crowned champions.

But beware, on this server, narrow-eyed players are considered the ultimate challenge. Legend has it that they possess hidden powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you be able to overcome their narrow-eyed gaze and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing narrower than your eyelids will be your chances of getting bored!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attraction, bbw, beauty standards, big girls, body image, body positivity, chubby girls, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy girls, empowerment, fat girls, full-figured women, Minecraft, plus size women, self love, sexual preferences, smp, societal standards, Stereotypes, thick girls, voluptuous women

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have girls who build like absolute pros and will make your pickaxe go berserk with excitement! Join us for epic building competitions, crazy adventures, and maybe even find love with a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

FlourishCraft

accident, Boundaries, Bourgeois, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Emotional support, family, Fancy, FlourishCraft, flourishes, hobby, lunches, Meals, misunderstanding, personal touch, presentation, relationships, sister-in-law, Status

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take lunchtime drama to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your culinary skills by creating the most extravagant, bourgeois meals for your in-game friends.

Imagine crafting heart-shaped seaweed and cute faces on snacks for your virtual buddies to enjoy. But be warned, some players may find your fancy lunches too extravagant and demand you tone it down. Will you stand your ground and continue to add your personal touch, or will you give in to the pressure and make all the food less flourished?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally swapping lunches with your fellow players, leading to hilarious mix-ups and drama. Will you be the one to receive a fancy meal by mistake, or will you have to settle for a less bourgeois lunch?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the delicate balance between culinary creativity and lunchtime etiquette on our server. Who knew that making virtual meals could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and let the lunchtime shenanigans begin!

MineCraftMania

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, Expertise, Focus, fulfillment, hobbies, Mastery, MinecraftMania, Passion, persistence, personal growth, Practice, productivity, satisfaction, self improvement, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Have you ever spent 1000+ hours building a virtual empire, only to have it destroyed by a creeper? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, creeper explosions are banned! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without fear of it being blown to smithereens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Chicken Jousting Champion!

CraftyDawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, Braaskin Maps, Casual CC Sync Meetup, CraftyDawntrail, crystal, Dawntrail General, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, image spam, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wolves’ Den Pier, x files

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot to building a giant roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are joining in on the fun. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite FFXIV characters and take on quests that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky clubs to casual CC sync meetups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Minecraft SMP: /ERP/ – Endermen Roleplaying Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cheer Edition, Creative Roleplay, creative writing, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Thread, Writing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	229	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us on /ERP/ – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadCheer Edition!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your blocky world sizzle. From hot tub parties to romantic picnics by the lava pool, there’s never a dull moment on /ERP/.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dancer, a mysterious player who can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that anyone who challenges them to a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Can you handle the heat?

So come join us on /ERP/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and lots of laughs. See you in the steamy world of Minecraft!

ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft

apprenticeship, child support, court ordered, Disney dad, drivers ed, Eviction, ex, ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft, Food, Full time work, government assistance, Kids, mental health, MONEY, partner, post secondary, rent free, Shelter, supporting, toxic environment, Twins

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Farms Harvested:	834
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	2451	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique gaming experience unlike any other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a touch of drama – just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine a world where players can build their dream homes, explore vast landscapes, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of twins (24M) who are in desperate need of your help.

These twins have been living with their mom, surviving on government assistance and making questionable life choices. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and help these twins navigate through their struggles, whether it’s finding a job, dealing with mental health issues, or avoiding eviction.

With your support, these twins can find a new home in their father’s house (well, technically their grandmother’s house, but details, details). Will you be the hero they need, or will you choose to watch from the sidelines as they face homelessness?

So come on down to our server and be a part of this wacky adventure! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heartwarming family reunion or a chaotic sitcom-worthy situation. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CelebGlowUpCraft

ageless beauty, aging, aging celebrities, aging gracefully, aging in the spotlight, aging well, attractive, beauty, CelebGlowUpCraft, Celebrity, celebrity aging gracefully, celebrity crush, celebrity glow up, celebrity transformations, FAMOUS, Hollywood, iconic, mature beauty, Stars, timeless beauty

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Items Found:	8304	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player in all the land. Why, you ask? Because they discovered the secret hidden treasure that no one else could find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted unlimited diamonds and be able to ride a flying pig around the server!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the most attractive celebrities in the Minecraft world. From Steve to Herobrine, you’ll be sure to find someone who has aged like a fine wine. So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

VaxWars Minecraft Server

anti-vax, Covid-19, defense department, Government, health crisis, military influence, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Missteps, pandemic response, Propaganda, public health, Server, us military, vaccination, vaccine advocacy, vaccine education, vaccine efficacy, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine rollout, vaccine safety, VaxWars

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Divine Spears Created:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchantments Applied:	57
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

lol imagine a world where the US military is like oopsie daisies we spread some anti-vax propaganda by accident hahaha whoopsie poopsie. but hey join our minecraft server and forget about all that nonsense. we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. plus, rumor has it that if you find the golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. so come on down and join the fun, because who needs vaccines when you have a diamond sword, amirite?