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CropTopCraft Minecraft Server

body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, Conflict, crop top, CropTopCraft, eating disorder, friendship, graphic tee, Insecurity, Minecraft, party planning, personal choice, Recovery, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, Server, skinny, weight

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is what pixelated crop top to wear! Join us for a party like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion.

Our server is the perfect place for those recovering from eating disorders, where you can express yourself through your character’s outfit choices. But beware, one wrong move and you might upset your pixelated pals!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can wear whatever you want, whether it’s a crop top or a full tee. Just be prepared for some virtual drama along the way. So come on, join us and let your pixelated fashion sense shine!

WeddingDramaCraft

Bachelorette, Bridesmaid, Budget, Costs, dresses, dropping out, expensive, flying in, friend group, groomsmen, hair, last minute, long distance, makeup, out of state, rehearsal dinner, rental car, significant others, Venue, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the drama is more intense than a PvP battle!

Join us and experience the thrill of last-minute wedding planning gone wrong! Imagine flying in for a wedding that’s been thrown together like a dirt house in survival mode. Forget about shelling out diamonds, because on this server, you’ll be shelling out over $2000 just to attend!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a bachelorette party that costs more than a full set of enchanted diamond armor. And don’t forget about the groomsmen suits – because on our server, the groom gets his suit for free… as long as you pay for yours!

So, if you’re looking for a server where the bride and groom are more clueless than a villager, join us now! Who needs a thank you when you can have the ultimate Minecraft wedding disaster experience?

UnforgivableBros Minecraft SMP

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, broken trust, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, Empathy, forgiveness, grudge, healing, hurt, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, reconciliation, Resentment, second chances, smp, Trust, Understanding, UnforgivableBros

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where forgiveness is a thing of the past! We once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the supreme ruler of the server. Needless to say, they were promptly banished to the Nether realm. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and forgiveness is just a myth, come join us for some chaotic fun!

GhostlyBanquet

10. Fantasy dinner guests, 11. Notable figures from history, 12. Longing for dinner with the past, 13. Dinner with famous ancestors, 14. Remembering the departed, 15. Dinner with legendary figures, 16. Historical dinner companions, 17. Longing for dinner with the past, 18. Dinner with famous ancestors, 19. Remembering the departed, 2. Famous deceased individuals, 20. Dinner with legendary figures., 3. Dream dinner guests, 4. Historical dinner companions, 5. Celebrities from the past, 6. Ideal dinner party guests, 7. Deceased icons, 8. Historical dinner conversation, 9. Dinner with the deceased, Dinner with historical figures, GhostlyBanquet

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Divine Spears Created:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	New Chunks Explored:	168259
Ores Mined:	8862	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

If you could have dinner with any three people who are no longer alive, who would it be? How about joining our wacky Minecraft server where you can dine with historical figures like Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Albert Einstein? Watch as Cleopatra tries to build a pyramid out of blocks, Julius Caesar challenges everyone to a game of PvP, and Einstein invents a redstone contraption that defies all logic. Don’t miss out on the chance to have the most epic dinner party in Minecraft history! Join now for a wild ride through time and space!

Ran’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anime, brave, childhood friend, Compassionate, Conan, crime solving, detective, determined, endearing character, Epic, inseparable duo, Intelligent, Japanese culture, kind-hearted, loyal friend, Manga, Minecraft, popular character, Ran, RANS, relatable, Server, shinichi, strong-willed

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Ran, the most lovable and quirky character in the Minecraft universe. Why is Ran so endearing, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ran once built an entire city made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And not just any cheese, but the rarest, smelliest, and most delicious cheese you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Ran is also known for riding around on a giant chicken named Cluckers, who lays golden eggs that you can use to buy the craziest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Ran’s got you covered. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Ran can make it happen.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Ran is waiting for you with open arms (and a pocket full of cheese)!

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	6125	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5579
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	198
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	194
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Votes:	2769

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!