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Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

comparison, discrimination, double standards, employment, empowerment, equality, Exploitation, gender, Humiliating, income, Job, Labor, Minecraft, OF whore, onlyfans, self worth, Server, sex work, society, stigma, wagie, whore, work

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

blockparty, compassion, Conflict Resolution, courage, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Empathy, global unity, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Jews, Minecraft, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, shipping containers, smp, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, world peace

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	80	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9344
Void Gems Collected:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoLaugh, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, humor, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, offensive joke, perspective, racism, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, chilling sensation, creepy, fear, Frightening, heart-pounding, Horror, Horror experience, horror game, horror genre, horror moment, horror movie, intense fear, Jumpscare, Panic, Scared, ScareMstrMinecraftSMP, scream, spooky, startle, Terrifying

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2515
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, aid, ARMS, arms aid, arms sales, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Political Support, security assistance, Server, sources, Ukraine, US, Visit, weapons, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Votes:	2953	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

aggression, Conflict, crisis management., Destruction, eastern europe, energy crisis, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, power, power grid, russia, sanctions, thermal power plants, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

Adventure, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, bacterial DNA, cheese making, CheeseCraft, cultural heritage, dairy industry, dairy products, DNA sequencing, food preservation, food science, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, historical artifacts, microbial evolution, microbiology, moldy, Molecular biology, scientific research

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

Anatolia, ashamed, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, celtic heritage, Decades, English, Europe, French, Germans, happen, irish, Minecraft, numerous, Powerful, ROMANS, rule, scottish, Server, spread, SpreadCraft, Territory

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Votes:	2317	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ores Mined:	7321
Farms Harvested:	928	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Random Minecraft SMP Succession

care, death, Events, Existence, existentialism, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Mysterious, nihilism, noteworthy, people, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Random, Reality, smp, Space, stimuli, Succession, Time

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?