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MineCraftDiabetesRisk

adult population, chronic conditions, Diverse, economic disparities, excessive sleep, health risks, increased risk, insufficient sleep, international team, lifestyle factors, MineCraftDiabetesRisk, Persistently unhealthy sleep, preventative measures, public health, racial disparities, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep patterns, type 2 diabetes, unhealthy habits

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	300
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we promise you will never have unhealthy sleep again! we guarantee that you will either sleep too much or not enough, just like in real life! and guess what? if you join our server, you will have a significantly increased risk of finding diamonds and rare loot! our diverse adult population of players will make sure you have the best time ever, no matter what race or economic background you come from. so what are you waiting for? join now and start your diabetes-inducing adventure today!

⭐❤️ WoterTime ❤️⭐ ⎝SERVER FOR GRIEFERS⎠ ⚡⚡⚡ Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, Cheats, Clans, Donations, Economy, emerald armor, Enchantments, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Griefers, Griefing, hardcore mode, ip address, kocmotime, launcher, lighthouses, Minecraft, No Dupe, Phantoms, Player Auctions, precious blocks, Private, PvP, Server, Support, version 1.16.5-1.20.4, vk, WaterTime

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	394	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

⚡⭐⚡ WaterTime ⚡⭐⚡

The most grief-inducing project.

❤️ [Анархия]

> Hardcore mode, because here

privates via precious blocks

and you can blow up any region

the essence of the regime is complete griefing

⚡ [Наши фишки]

> Hardcore griefing

> Your own enchantments

> PVP new version

> Your recipes

> Your own enchantments

> Emerald Armor

> No PHANTOMS

> Your own lighthouses

> Huge Store

> Player Auctions

> Best support

> Powerful anti-cheat

✌ Join us!

✌ Our IP is kocmotime.20tps.ru

✌ Version 1.16.5-1.20.4

✌ VK https://vk.com/kocmotime_ru

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

4chan, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, CraftyBlock, Digital culture, Entertainment, funny, humor, imageboard, internet, internet humor, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 268974228, online anonymity, Online Community, Random, Server, social media, User-generated content, viral content

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the elusive Bigfoot and earn his respect?

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

WTF League Minecraft Server

Cardiff, Competition, confusion, format, gameplay, League, match, match-up, Minecraft, perplexing, Rugby, rules, rules clarification, Server, South African Bulls, sports, strategy, structure, Teams, Tournament, Understanding, WTF

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7127	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Items Found:	8682	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have Cardiff facing off against the South African Bulls in epic battles of blocky proportions! Watch as the Bulls charge through the virtual fields while Cardiff tries to defend their turf with pixelated swords and shields. Who will come out victorious in this outrageous showdown? Join now to find out and experience the madness for yourself! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!

DreamJobCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Army, Commute, depression, DreamJobCraft, dreams, family, federal law enforcement, Happiness, husband’s dream job, Investigator, Marriage, marriage priorities, maternity leave, Military, Minecraft, Moving, newborn, police officer, Pregnancy, regret, Server, Support

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than this woman’s marriage? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this poor woman’s life!

With more moves than a game of musical chairs, you’ll never get bored on our server. From army bases to police departments to federal investigator jobs, we’ve got it all. And just like this woman’s husband, you’ll be constantly changing your mind about where you want to be!

Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through different phases of life, just like this woman did during her pregnancy. Will you regret your decisions? Will you feel alone and depressed? Only time will tell on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start your own adventure filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional rollercoasters. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and drama at every turn?

AnniversaryGoneWrong

anniversary, anniversary celebration, anniversary date, anniversary gift, anniversary memory, anniversary tradition, AnniversaryGoneWrong, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, emotional, Empathy, forgetting, Guilt, love, police officer, Reassurance, relationship, Support, traumatic experience, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Crops Grown:	3117
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	66	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate dating anniversaries like it’s the end of the world! Join us for a wild ride filled with rose petals, snacks, and favorite movies lined up for you at every corner.

But beware, our police officer players might forget an anniversary or two due to traumatic work experiences. Don’t worry though, they’ll make it up to you with heartfelt apologies and emotional breakdowns.

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and guilt trips, because who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have drama and tears instead? Join now and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole for bringing up forgotten anniversaries?”

GymnastGoneVapeGod

athlete, captain, Competition, consequences, controversy, discipline, discipline issues, GymnastGoneVapeGod, Gymnastics, Japan, Japanese culture, Olympic, rules violation, sent home, smoking, sports, Sportsmanship, suspension, TEAM, Tokyo 2020, Tokyo Olympics

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	287	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have olympic gymnasts smoking weed and doing backflips while building giant pixel art of their faces. it’s a wild ride of athleticism and relaxation, just like the real olympics but with more explosions and lava traps. join now and see if you can out-smoke the gymnasts and become the true champion of the server!

ApologyCraft

Apology, ApologyCraft, Communication, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution in communication, conflict resolution in relationships, conflict resolution skills, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, forgiveness, interpersonal conflict, Peacekeeping, relationships, resolving arguments, resolving conflicts, resolving disagreements, resolving disputes, resolving issues, resolving misunderstandings, saying sorry

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	772025
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6050

so like, u kno this server? it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. u gotta join cuz like, we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna see that? plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. just remember, if u mess up, just say “I’m sorry” and everything will be cool.

InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

Bacteria, bacterial contamination, cosmetic safety, dangerous bacteria, Edition, health risks, ink contamination, ink quality control, ink sterilization, InkCraft, manufacturers, microbial contamination, permanent makeup ink, potentially dangerous, research, samples, sealed bottles, skin health, sterile ink, tattoo industry, tattoo infection, tattoo ink, tattoo safety

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	3890	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, anger, annoyance, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, fury, indignation, infuriated, irate, Irritation, mad, Minecraft, provoked, Ragecraft, Resentment, riled up, seethe with rage, Server, timmys, Upset, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	1561	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3560
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2845
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!