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Idea Board Minecraft SMP

Board, idea.., ideas, ideas for imageboard, imageboard, internet, internet above the internet, internet culture, internet usage, JPEGs, Killer, long tail tags, mad, Meme culture, Minecraft, niggers, non normalfags, normies, Online Community, smp, thinking, toiled, watch, wish

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	238676
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Animals Bred:	165	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by normies on the regular internet? Do you want to escape the madness of watching n00bs rage over jpegs and drama? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the internet above the internet exists! Here, you can be free from the normie madness and chill with fellow non-normalfags who just want to have a good time. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join us and escape the normie life today!

Sacred Labyrinth

Adventure, Bedwars, blocks, Coins, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, Custom Mobs, Economy, engaging environment, Fishing, Furniture, Gaming, Keys, Mini Games, Minopoly, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, weapons, weekly events

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Hello and welcome friends to our brand-new community! Dive into our Survival server, where we’ve crafted a custom experience with exciting new mobs, weapons, blocks, fishing, and more, all designed to add some spice to your Minecraft survival mode! or dive into our creative server, where you can build to your heart’s desire and unleash your imagination. Don’t forget to check out our weekly events, where you can earn keys and coins to enhance your creations/self with stylish furniture and eye-catching cosmetics! And last but not least dive into a world where mini-games come alive, allowing you to survive and thrive in Skyblock, battle it out in Bedwars, and be among the first to experience Minopoly in Minecraft!! Our community is passionate about gaming, and we strive to create an engaging environment for players of all levels. Join us today and embark on an unforgettable gaming adventure!

play.sacred-labyrinth.info:25609

MineCraft Mania – Minecraft Server

30th anniversary, 501981946, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Community, Cosmetics, countdown timer, direct, epic edition, EU guild, GLOBOFOMO, invite, Mania, Minecraft, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew Promotion, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, World of Warcraft, wowg

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Dimension Hops:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	2760

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a 30th Anniversary Direct Today where you can win amazing prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. And if that’s not enough, we also have a Mountain Dew Promotion going on right now where you can get exclusive cosmetics and the TWW Epic Edition for free!

But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of the most epic group of players in the game. Or if you’re in the EU, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to the world.

And don’t forget about our WoWg community for NA, where you can connect with other players and share your craziest Minecraft stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft SMP: Stable Diffusion General – SDG Gang

A1111, AI boorus, amd, ComfyUI, compassmix., controlnet, diffusion, DiscordSD, EasyFluff, Forge, Furry, Gang, general, IndigoMix, Inpaint Guide, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, NoobAIXL Lightning, Openpose editor extension, Party invite, ponydiffusionv6, PonyXL, prompt sharing, Reforge, SDG, SDXL Prompt, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Train LORAs, ZoinksNoob

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Farms Harvested:	685
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Party Invite Edition SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parties, insane stories, and non-stop fun!

But that’s not all – our server is equipped with the latest A1111 and Forge/reForge installations, ComfyUI for maximum comfort, and even special guides for AMD users because we believe in inclusivity for all gamers!

And if that’s not enough, we have AI boorus, Discord communities for Stable Diffusion and Furry enthusiasts, and even a browser extension to easily share and retrieve prompts. So what are you waiting for? Join our Party Invite Edition SMP today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Crew Minecraft Server

appreciation, Beautiful, Bed.., Commitment, Companionship, Crafty, CREW, emotional, encouragement, Girlfriend, Grateful, Happiness, Hope, Intimacy, khhv, love, LUCK, Minecraft, perseverance, relationship, romance, Server, Support, TOUCHSTARVED

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

🤣 Are you tired of being a touchstarved KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have a girlfriend lying in bed waiting for you! Just walk by and admire her beauty while realizing how lucky you are to have her. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated girlfriend who will never leave you? Join our server now and say goodbye to your KHHV status forever! 🤣🎮 #VirtualLove #MinecraftGoals #GirlfriendGoals

Who Is It? Minecraft SMP

BBC, Curiosity, detective work, Enigma, Identity, Intriguing, investigation, Journalism, Minecraft, Mystery, news article, puzzling, revealing secrets, searching for answers, smp, speculation, uncovering mysteries, uncovering the truth, unknown person, unsolved mystery, who is it

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to join once, but he couldn’t handle the sheer madness of our community.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join our SMP today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

DexGrief Minecraft server

Adventures, Allies, Antispam, Auto-mine, Battles, Cases, Community, construction, DexGrief, Empire, Events, Fight, Friends, game modes, grief server, Minecraft, Prizes, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Territories, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	79
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

DexGrief “Grief Server”

Welcome to our unique griefer server! Here you can experience real adventures in the world of Minecraft. Engage in battles with other players, capture territories and build your empire.

What we offer:

Free Vulture: Destroy, Steal and Capture!

Active events: Participate in unique events and receive valuable prizes.

Friendly Community: Find new friends and allies to fight together.

Variety of Game Modes: From PvP to construction, there is something for everyone.

Join us and show everyone what you can do!

mc.samfr.ru

Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

Anime, Ball, dragon ball, Dragon Ball Analysis, Dragon Ball arcs, Dragon Ball characters, Dragon Ball community, dragon ball discussion, Dragon Ball fans, dragon ball lore, Dragon Ball mysteries, Dragon Ball nostalgia, Dragon Ball plot, Dragon Ball questions, Dragon Ball Saga, Dragon Ball Series, Dragon Ball theories, dragon ball trivia, Dragon.., Launch, Minecraft, OG Dragon Ball, PIXEL, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of searching for Launch in Dragon Ball and not finding her anywhere? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Launch is the main character! That’s right, she’s the one running the show and causing chaos wherever she goes. Join us for a chance to team up with Launch and go on wacky adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who needs Goku when you have Launch on your side? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Burger Link’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, American cuisine, burger, burger joint, Burgerlink, CHEESEBURGER, Combo, Dinner, drive thru, fast food, food delivery, Fries, HAMBURGER, Link, Links, local business, lunch, meal deal, Minecraft, online ordering, Restaurant, smp, Soda, takeout

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	4192	Towns Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to Burgerlink, the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground burger society where players can only enter if they defeat a giant hamburger boss in a epic battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have a floating island made entirely out of fries, where players can test their parkour skills while dodging ketchup cannons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into crispy bacon strips.

Oh, and did we mention the annual Burgerlink Olympics? Compete in events like Cow Tipping and Potato Sack Races for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So what are you waiting for? Join Burgerlink today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Queer Reddit Oasis Minecraft Server

acceptance, Average, discrimination, Diversity, funny, Homophobia, humor, Identity, INEQUALITY, internet culture, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Oasis, Online Community, queer, reddit, sad, Server, social commentary, Transphobia

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	276	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	3699
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through the Nether, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building a house out of nothing but TNT blocks (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Watch as it tells jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (literally, because the dragon has a special move that makes players uncontrollably laugh).

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “It would be funny if it wasn’t sad… but it’s actually just hilarious!”