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Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, friendship, funny, gross, Hole, humor, internet culture, JOKE, Lickers, licking, meme, Minecraft, Misconception, normies, Poop, poop holes, Server, shock value, social norms, taboo, Trust, urban legend

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Emeralds Found:	8321
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	784908	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1941
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4755
Star Shards Collected:	140	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6933
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Items Found:	1649	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Psyanon, Rehabilitation, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup, Velastor Edition

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8972	Love Letters Sent:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

Last Month Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Beautiful, China, cry, culture, DISCOVER, experiences, Explore, Food, last month, love it, Memories, Minecraft, Month, Nature, realize, reflections, Server, SightSeeing, travel, visit taiwan, Wanderlust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7489

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness