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Minecraft SMP – /afl/ – prelim final edition

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between SYD and PA, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!

WhippedCreamPrankster Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday mishap, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday surprise gone wrong, birthday tradition, family conflict, family dynamics, family prank, family tradition, Minecraft, prank, Server, sibling bond, sibling prank, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, whipped cream, whipped cream mishap, whipped cream prank, whipped cream prank gone wrong, WhippedCreamPrankster

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a prank war between siblings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some crazy antics and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!

RegretfulReject

Asshole, better person, cufflinks, Decline, dm, Earrings, Estate, ethnic background, Fallout, Grandma, Inheritance, instagram, jewelry, jewelry casting, metal smithing, mutual friends, offer, recast, RegretfulReject, Request, social media

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ores Mined:	7779
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

NoobToPro Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, bungee jumping, cooking Class, dream, horseback riding, hot air balloon ride, Minecraft, mountain climbing, new experiences, NoobToPro, paragliding, photography workshop, pottery making, salsa dancing, scuba diving, skiing, skydiving, smp, Surfing, travel, zip lining

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Alien Abductions:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a thriving community of players who all embrace their inner chicken and strut their stuff around the virtual world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!

MinecraftManiaTV

Addictive, award winning, binge-worthy, Captivating, comedy, critically acclaimed, Drama, Entertainment, Favorite, MinecraftManiaTV, must see, must watch, Popular, Recommendation, series, Suspenseful, television, Thriller, top rated, trending, tv show

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	208	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

What’s one TV show everyone should watch? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time watching boring old TV when you could be joining our epic world of blocky adventures and craziness? Trust us, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other shows. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition

2024.., Edition, Fake, fake news, group, Hit and Run, kamala harris, KamalaCraft2024, microsoft, News, Propaganda, russia, us elections

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	40	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that shoots you into the sky at warp speed. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. but beware, there’s a secret society of evil creepers plotting to take over the server, so you better join our side and help us defeat them with our army of flying pigs armed with laser beams. trust us, this server is so lit, even Kamala Harris would want to play here.

Market Ancestor CoV-2: Global Match

Ancestor, bat coronavirus, common ancestor, CoV2, COVID-19 origins, disease investigation, epidemiology, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, genetic similarities, Global, global common ancestor, Huanan market, infectious diseases, market, match, pandemic origins, public health crisis, SARS-CoV-2, viral evolution, viral research, viral spread, virus origins, Wuhan outbreak, zoonotic transmission

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Farms Harvested:	589

so like, you know how the common ancestor of SARS-CoV-2 is linked to the Huanan market? well, guess what? our Minecraft server is like the global common ancestor of all servers! it’s where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together.

join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!

Scrambled Eggs – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

40 members, Announcements, application, atmosphere, Average, backups, Builds, Community, Datapacks, Discord, eggs, Friendly, hermitcraft, Longevity, Minecraft, Redstone, rules, Scrambled, Seasons, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Crops Grown:	3611	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads
Community	40 members from around the world, aged 16-25
Seasons	Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months
Joining Requirements	Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience

FAQ

Why Join Us?

Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Joining Requirements?

Discord account is required for server announcements and communication
Players must be 16 or older
Building experience is preferred for player applications
Having a microphone is optional

Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5

Crafty Mine – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, anniversary event, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, North America, Official WoW News, September Trading Post, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Trading Post, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Potions Brewed:	73
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than the latest WoW cinematic? Well, look no further because our server is like the Threads of Destiny, weaving insane adventures for you to embark on!

Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

Buy, buy low sell high, Financial Advice, Investment, market analysis, market behavior, market insights, market intelligence, market manipulation, market news, market psychology, market rumors, market speculation, market strategy, market trends, midwit, Minecraft, News, rumor, Sell, sell the news, Smart, smp, stock market, trading strategy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2501
Runes Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crops Grown:	9365
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!