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BoyfriendlessBlockParty

Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendlessBlockParty, Communication, compromise, Decision making, exhaustion, Frustration, INDEPENDENCE, judgment, justification, leaving party, Miscommunication., perspective, relationship, Respect, self-care, social gatherings, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leaving a party early is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for epic adventures and never worry about being judged for wanting to head home early.

On our server, you can call a virtual cab and leave the party whenever you please, no questions asked. Pour yourself a virtual drink and relax in the comfort of your own virtual home, without any judgment from your virtual boyfriend.

Don’t worry about making a scene or embarrassing anyone, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time. So come join us and never feel guilty for wanting to leave early again!

VintageCraft Minecraft Server

antique, bygone era, classic, Craftsmanship, Enduring, enduring quality, Historic, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, Outdated, past generations, Quality, Retro, Server, Throwback, Timeless, Traditional, traditional values, vintage, vintage style, VintageCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	877
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Items Found:	4529
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	217	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Remember the good ol’ days when Minecraft servers were filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun? Well, those days are back, baby! Join our server and experience the nostalgia of a time when creepers were the least of your worries.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. Legend has it that the house was so magnificent, it attracted a dragon who now guards it with its life. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the house as your own? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, the elusive dancing pig. Yes, you heard that right. These pigs have moves that would put Beyonce to shame. Join our server and witness the spectacle for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The craziness awaits!

KarmaCraft: Cash Out Edition

abundance, budgeting, Cash, dream purchases, Edition, Financial, financial freedom, indulgence, Investments, karma points, KarmaCraft, luxury, material possessions, MONEY, prosperity, Rewards, savings, shopping, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself, wealth, Wishlist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of just collecting useless internet points? Well, on our Minecraft server, every karma point you earn can be exchanged for actual cold hard cash! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, on our server, karma is the real currency!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy…but beware of the killer gummy bears!

So come join us on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane! Who knows, maybe you’ll become the richest player in Minecraft history just by racking up those karma points!

Macron’s Civil WarCraft

Civil, civil war, Conflict, Democracy, Division, elections, Emmanuel Macron, extremism, far right, far-left, France, French politics, French President, Government, Macron, Macrons, polarization, political spectrum, political stability, Political unrest, society, Warcraft, Warning, Warns

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server or else french president emmanuel macron will start a civil war in minecraft!! the stakes are high, folks. but fear not, for on our server, you can build the most epic castles and fortresses to protect yourself from macron’s wrath. join now and be a part of the resistance against the far left and far right factions in minecraft. who knew virtual block building could be so intense? join now or face the consequences of a virtual civil war!

PoopCraft: The Mystery Toilet

bathroom, cleanliness, conundrum, Curiosity, Enigma, Frequency, hygiene, most poops, Mystery, PoopCraft, privacy, public restroom, RECORD, sanitation, statistics, TOILET, unknown, unsolved, untraceable, Usage, Waste

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

So, like, have you ever wanted to be part of something EPIC? Well, our Minecraft server is like that toilet, but in a good way! We have the most EPIC builds and the craziest adventures waiting for you to join in on the fun.

Imagine riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a giant toilet-shaped castle with your friends. On our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, just waiting for you to find it. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. YUM!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the most pooped-upon toilet in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ModPFC Makeover: Unconscious Beauty Boost

attractiveness, beauty, Behavioral studies, Boost, brain activity, brain function, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, Conscious Awareness, emotional response, facial recognition, makeover, Medial Prefrontal Cortex, ModPFC, Modulation, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neurological effects, neuroscience, Perception, psychological research, social psychology, Unconscious, Unconscious Processing

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally change ur perception of attractiveness without u even knowing it! how crazy is that?

imagine building ur dream house while ur brain is being modulated in the medial prefrontal cortex. u won’t even know what hit u, but suddenly everything will look 10 times more attractive. u’ll be like, “wow, that block of dirt is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen!”

not only that, but this server is filled with the most insane stories u’ll ever hear. like, did u know that the creepers on this server are actually secret agents working for the government? they’re not trying to blow u up, they’re just trying to gather intel on ur building skills.

so come join us on this crazy, mind-bending server. who knows what u’ll discover about urself and ur perception of attractiveness. trust me, u won’t regret it!

VanillaRIP

BUILD, Creative, Friends, Minecraft, new friends, Play, RIP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Ores Mined:	3983	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

A fun creative place for friends to build play and make new friends while enjoying minecraft in a vanilla environment.

vanilla.rip

All The Mods 9 from RU-FU community Minecraft server

Adventure, all the mods 9, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RU-FU community, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

The owner of the server “All The Mods 9 from the RU-FU community” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

178.234.11.163

Wholesome SMP: Where the only thing sweeter than the builds is the moderator ban hammer!

1.21, America, Armour Statues Book, Asia, Australia, Ban, Builds, community driven economy, Community Projects, Discord, diverse playerbase, Events, Fabric, games, Griefers, Groups, hammer, HermitCraft style, how to join, java, large scale builds, Ledger, long-lasting community, Minigames, Moderator, Mods, mrtup, Multiplayer Sleep, player heads, playerbase-initiated, proximity voice chat, redstone farms, season 5, smp, Squaremap, Story, sweeter, technical players, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelist, Wholesome

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Farms Harvested:	920	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Wholesome SMP Server Overview

Description	Wholesome SMP is a HermitCraft style, community driven SMP for Java 1.21+ where your voice matters. We have a tightly-knit long-lasting community which makes Minecraft as fun as possible.
Player Base	We have a diverse playerbase from all around the world and welcome all.
Key Features	⚙️ RUNS FABRIC 1.21, no half working contraptions for technical players ✅ Playerbase-initiated events and games every weekend 🔨 Large scale builds entirely built by the community 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Create your own groups and contribute to creating a story for the server 🗳️ Community driven economy (trust-based system)
Mods	Ledger – protects you from griefers Proximity Voice Chat – talk to players around you Squaremap – see where your friends are Multiplayer sleep Player Heads Armour Statues Book
How to Join	Send a friend request on Discord (@mrtup).

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Send a friend request on Discord (@mrtup).
What are the key features of the server?	Key features include running Fabric 1.21, player-initiated events and games, large-scale community builds, group creation, and a community-driven economy.
What mods are available on the server?	Mods include Ledger for protection from griefers, Proximity Voice Chat, Squaremap, Multiplayer sleep, Player Heads, and Armour Statues Book.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

#videogames, 2012, 21st century, Apocalypse, aryans”, Censorship, CraftyTime, cultural shift, Downfall, End of the World, gay marriage, global transformation, historical event, internet, legalization, Media, Minecraft, Prophecy, Reflection, Server, social change, societal impact, unexpected

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Star Shards Collected:	185
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of living in a post-apocalyptic world where everything went to shit after 2012? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with gay marriage ceremonies, uncensored internet browsing, and epic gaming adventures that will make you forget all about the end of the world. Who needs reality when you can escape to our virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)? So come on down and join us for a crazy journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Trust us, it’s better than living in a dystopian hellscape.