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BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

awkward, BlockyBros, Chad, consent, Conversations, discrimination, dyke, equality, Ethics, Gender Identity, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, meets, Minecraft, Questionable, rape, rape culture, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, sexual orientation, social norms, Stereotypes, Straight.., Turning, victim blaming

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9428	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of a dyke turning straight and a rapechad taking on the responsibility like a hero! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Come join the chaos and see what other insane adventures await you on our server!

Rice and Spice Craft: Where Average White Guys and Asian Girlfriends Unite in Minecraft Madness!

acceptance, asian, asian girlfriend, Average, average white guy, breaking barriers, Breaking Stereotypes, Craft, cross-cultural relationship, Cultural differences, dating outside your race, diverse couple, diversity in love, embracing differences, Girlfriends, guys, interracial relationship, love is blind, love knows no boundaries, madness, Minecraft, mixed race couple, multicultural love, non-traditional relationship, relationship dynamics, Rice, societal norms, Spice, unconventional love, unite, White

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8559	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Star Shards Collected:	73

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just an average white guy with no interesting stories to tell? Well, look no further because on our server, we have an average white guy who has an Asian girlfriend! That’s right, you’ll never run out of awkward cultural misunderstandings and hilarious language barriers to laugh about while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can witness firsthand the struggles of trying to impress your Asian girlfriend with your mediocre building skills and subpar survival instincts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some new cooking recipes along the way as you attempt to win her heart through the power of virtual diamonds and redstone contraptions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where love knows no boundaries, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper explosion is the unpredictability of interracial relationships. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

Crafty RTS: Where we make Minecraft into the best RTS game ever! Join us now!

ARPG genre, best games ever, best mmorpg, best RTS game, Blizzard, complex, Crafty, deep, Game, gold standard, heroes scooter genre, influential game company, Join, Minecraft, Polished, redefined genre, Rts, spawned new genres

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9886	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Farms Harvested:	711
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have redefined the gaming world in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and experience the best RTS game ever created, where you can strategize and conquer like never before. Our MMORPG is the gold standard, where you can embark on epic quests and forge alliances with players from around the world.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also created the ARPG genre, where you can immerse yourself in thrilling adventures and epic battles. And don’t forget about our heroes scooter genre, where you can ride into battle in style.

Every game on our server is polished to perfection, unlike those “polished” nintentoys. So why settle for anything less? Join us and see why we’re the most influential game company in the world – there’s nothing close to what we have to offer!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Self-Help Server

alexander the great, ancient wisdom, aristotle, Book, Crafty, GREATNESS, Improvement, inspiration, leadership, life lessons, McCraftface, moral truths, morality, motivation, non falsifiable, personal growth, philosophy, self development, self help, self improvement, self-mastery, selfhelp, Server, success, Ultimate

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you into the next Alexander the Great! Forget about self-help books, all you need is to join our server and you’ll be on your way to greatness.

Our server is so powerful that even Aristotle himself would be jealous. He literally tutored Alexander the Great, and just look at how legendary he became! Critics may say our server is full of baseless claims and non-falsifiable moral truths, but we say it’s the key to unlocking your full potential.

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Conquer lands, build epic structures, and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Who needs a self-help book when you have our server to guide you to greatness? Join now and become the next Alexander the Great!

Crafting Chaos: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy Fans!

Adventure, Chaos, Commode Edition, communal, Community, Crafting, discussion, Edition, endwalker, Expansion, Fans, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Gaming, general, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mucho Texto, multiplayer, new content, online gaming, role playing, Server, Square Enix, Updates, xivg

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	57137	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	971	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of toilet paper. Yes, you heard that right, TOILET PAPER! And instead of mining for diamonds, they were mining for…well, you can probably guess.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a disco ball made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!

High School Dropouts Dating: A Minecraft Love Story Server

adult education, career advancement, Confidence, DATING, determination, Dropouts, education, future planning, goals, HIGH, high school dropout, life choices, love, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, opportunities, perseverance, personal growth, relationships, School, second chances, self improvement, self worth, Server, Story, success

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic battle between a group of pandas and a squad of llamas. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

VillainCraft: Where the Creepers are the Real Heroes!

Antagonist, BETRAYAL, Character development, Conflict, CREEPERS, Deception, Game, Hero, Heroes, heroname, hidden, narrative, Plot, Protagonist, real, resolution, Reveal, secret, storytelling, Surprise, Twist, unexpected, Villain, VillainCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	273	Votes:	6900
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8575
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Farms Harvested:	658
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the villain is actually the hero! That’s right, forget about fighting dragons and zombies, on this server, you’ll be battling against the one and only Heroname It!

Join now for a chance to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a banana, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. But be warned, Heroname It is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a watermelon eating contest.

So why join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a world where the hero is the villain and the pigs can fly? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Chad’s Crafty Kingdom: Where even creepers fear to tread!

24, 4chan, 6’5, Appearance, ask me anything, borderline autistic, Chad, Chads, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, Genes, handsome, impregnated, Kingdom, live with mommy, Losers, mog, no degree, Perception, restaurant jobs, retarded, schizoid, sperm donor apps, success with women, Tread

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.

Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.

So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Lolcraft: Kim Jong-fun and Gangnam Steve on the ‘Koreasisters’ Server

Chads, cultural exchange, east asia, Entertainment, family dynamics, GANGNAM, international relations, J-pop, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Jongfun, K-pop, Kim, korean culture, korean idols, Koreasisters, LolCraft, Music, pop culture, Server, sibling bond, sibling rivalry, Sisterhood, sisters, steve

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on this server, the Koreasisters are teaming up with the Japanchads to take over the Minecraft world!

Join us for epic battles where you can choose to fight alongside the Koreasisters or the Japanchads. Will you help the Koreasisters build a K-pop themed castle? Or will you join the Japanchads in creating a sushi restaurant empire? The choice is yours!

But beware, the Koreasisters and Japanchads won’t go down without a fight. Rumor has it they have secret powers that can turn the tide of battle in an instant. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim victory for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Koreasisters or Japanchads.

Pixelated Sushi Land

Ciconia When They Cry PHASE 2, Death Game Hotel, death stranding 2, epic games, George Kamitani, Hashino Katsura, Hotel Barcelona, Kojima Hideo, Land, Limit x Despair, Metaphor: ReFantazio, Nagoshi Toshihiro, ODPhysint, pixelated, Rusty Rabbit, Ryukishi07, Shikura Chiyomaru, Silent Hill FC, Slitterhead, Steins, Suda51, sushi, SWERY, Toyama Keiichiro, Tribe Nine, Uchikoshi Kotaro, Ueda Fumito, Urobuchi Gen, yoko taro

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6995
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mines Excavated:	4562	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where all your wildest gaming dreams come true! Join us for a death-defying adventure at SWERY’s Death Game Hotel, where you’ll have to outwit your opponents to survive. But don’t worry, Suda51 will be there to keep things interesting with his crazy antics.

Feeling brave? Take a trip to Toyama Keiichiro’s Slitterhead world, where you’ll encounter the most terrifying creatures you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Suda51’s mysterious game teased in 2023 at Hotel Barcelona.

But wait, there’s more! Yoko Taro is set to announce a mind-blowing new game in 2024, and Kojima Hideo is working on Death Stranding 2 in the virtual world of ODPhysint. Urobuchi Gen invites you to the Rusty Rabbit server, where the plot twists will leave you questioning everything.

Ryukishi07’s Silent Hill FCiconia When They Cry PHASE 2 server is a must-visit for horror fans, while Ueda Fumito’s Epic Games creation will transport you to a world of wonder. And who could forget Hashino Katsura’s Metaphor: ReFantazio, a game that will challenge your perception of reality.

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience, where George Kamitani’s long-awaited project is finally coming to life. Uchikoshi Kotaro’s Limit x Despair server will test your limits, while Nagoshi Toshihiro’s new game will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if you’re a fan of Steins;???, Shikura Chiyomaru’s server is the place to be for all things mysterious and mind-bending. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server ever created and let the adventure begin!