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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	146
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	4484	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	88
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Enchantments Applied:	266
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Buildings Constructed:	43
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ores Mined:	7877	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

History Buff SMP

buff, History, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Animals Bred:	137	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	759206	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!