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Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9404	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4077	Crops Grown:	6489
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyMind

BlockyMind, critical thinking, deep thoughts, overlooked issues, philosophical musings, questioning society, societal apathy, societal blind spots, societal complacency, societal ignorance, societal indifference, societal norms, unpopular opinions

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dimension Hops:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Divine Spears Created:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

anger, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Conversation, coworker, DadGoneCoworkerSnitch, death, Empathy, Etiquette, Father, Grief, Heart failure, irate, Loss, passing, privacy, Respect, Support, Upset, Workplace

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Runes Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Potions Brewed:	79	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Potions Brewed:	175	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.