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ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Animals Bred:	134	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Void Gems Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8980
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	509398
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crops Grown:	3521	Dragon Eggs Found:	650

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Secret Passages Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7230	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Potions Brewed:	84
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	197410

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.