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AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mines Excavated:	4497	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	209	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9366
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	4473
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Farms Harvested:	417
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crops Grown:	3729
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	100
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Animals Bred:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ores Mined:	9016	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Void Armor Forged:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Towns Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	167	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8078	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9300	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!