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BlockbusterQuotes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living out your favorite movie quotes in real life.

Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!

Green Day Update: American Idiot

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	937	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Runes Activated:	7

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8394	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

play.talescraft.ru:19134

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Farms Harvested:	646
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1787	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crops Grown:	5937	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

CraftyHub

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

BlockyCultureShock

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!