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BraidCraft: LOL Edition

anniversary edition, beautiful graphics, braid, BraidCraft, challenging levels, Classic Game, Edition, Indie developer, indie game, linux, lol, Mac, mind-bending puzzles, nintendo switch, PC, platformer, PlayStation, puzzle game, remastered, Steam, time manipulation, time travel, video game, Xbox

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena during boss battles.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

Nagatoro’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#nagatoro, adaptation, Adventures, Anime, blocky, bullying, Character development, comedy, CREEPERS, fear, friendship, Hayase, high school, high school romance, Manga, Manga adaptation, Nagatoros, popular boy, relationship, romance, school life, shy girl, slice of life, teasing, teasing dynamic, TOUGH, Tread

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Hayase in every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear not, because on our server, Hayase is just a mere mortal like the rest of us! Join us and show Hayase who’s boss by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of PvP combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors and dominate the battlefield with their clucks of doom!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying cows and rainbows are made of bacon? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Hayase’s reign of terror and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Carb on Craft: Where Building Meets Underground Economies, Jobs, and Free Ranks! #MinecraftMadness

Adventure, building, carb, Caves, Challenges, Craft, creativity, custom aspects, Development, Dimensions, Discord, Economies, Enchantments, EXCITEMENT, free, Island Payouts, Jobs, meets, MinecraftMadness, monthly payouts, Network, Paradise, PvP, Ranks, Resources, strategy, tiny island, top spot, Underground, Wild Landscapes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

CarbonCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Game Mode	Description
SMP (Survival Multiplayer)	Team up with friends to conquer the wild landscapes, build structures, explore caves, engage in PvP battles, and experience custom enchantments.
Skyblock	Start with a tiny island in the sky, expand into a paradise, overcome challenges, gather resources, unlock new gameplay dimensions, and compete for monthly island payouts.

IP: play.carboncraft.xyz

Discord: https://discord.gg/carboncraft

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP, play.carboncraft.xyz, in your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features?	Yes, both SMP and Skyblock have custom enchantments and challenges to enhance gameplay.
Can I play solo on the server?	While the server promotes teamwork, solo play is also allowed.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed on the CarbonCraft server.

Crafty Cash Grab

boomer, Cash, consumer behavior, Crafty, crash, depression, economic forecasting, economic indicators, economic policy, economic theory, economic trends, economists, Faggots, financial crisis, Financial Stability, Grab, inflation, market analysis, price fluctuations, price increase, price stability, recession, Stagnation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	230	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the economy is just as unpredictable as real life! Join us and experience the thrill of inflation, recession, and stagnation all within the comfort of your blocky world. Our economists are actually just a bunch of chickens running around with calculators, and our boomer faggots are actually just villagers who can’t stop talking about the good old days of mining for diamonds. So come on in and see if you can survive the chaos of our economy – just don’t blame us if you end up trading all your emeralds for a stack of dirt!

Crafty Kinks: Not Just a Fetish Server 😉

arousal, arousal triggers, clothing fetish, Crafty, fetish, fetish acceptance, fetish behavior, fetish discovery, fetish exploration, fetish questioning, fetish understanding, fetishism, French, French Culture, Humiliation, kink, kinks, Psychology, Server, sexual arousal, sexual attraction, sexual preferences, turn-ons

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies to come true! Join us and watch as your cock goes rock hard every time you see a woman wearing anything French-related. It’s not just a fetish, it’s a lifestyle choice on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special humiliation feature for those who are into that sort of thing. Get ready to be roasted and toasted by our hilarious community of players who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Princesses Server

Alchemist Karin, Battle Stadium Renewal, Crafty, Dark Scamcha, Deep Quest Expansion, Double Daily Stamina, Golden Week Special Pack, Limited Prize Gacha, Luna Tower, Nanaka UE2s, new player guide, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, Princesses, rate-up banners, Resources/Clans., Server, Spring Kyoka, Spring Suzume, Story Event Rerun, Transfer Student Aoi, VH x3, Vikala, Warlock Djeeta

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We once tamed a Creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

2. We have events crazier than a pig riding a minecart. From Golden Week Special Pack sales to Double Daily Stamina, we keep the party going 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the Dark Scamcha – it’s a scam, but in a fun way!

3. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join, but we told him he wasn’t cool enough. Sorry, Herobrine, maybe next time.

4. We have more updates than a Redstone contraption on steroids. New stages, new characters, new dungeons – you name it, we got it. And coming soon: Battle Stadium Renewal, Next 6* Unlock, and even a Side Story that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most epic block-building community in the world! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #BlockPartyForever

Crafty Land of Epic Fails: ‘Does this happen in your country?’

Country, country-specific traditions, Crafty, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural observations, customs, Epic, Fails, global comparison, global perspectives, happen, international perspectives, Land, national identity, regional variations, social behavior, societal norms, societal practices, Traditions, worldwide practices

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	207
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166

Tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the cha-cha, and creepers throw surprise birthday parties for players!

Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs with the zombies. And don’t even get us started on the chickens who have formed their own rock band.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Just whisper your wildest dreams to it and watch as they magically come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it.

So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door. Because here, anything is possible – even a llama president running the show.

Otaku’s Heart: The Spiciest SMP Server in All the Land! Join Now for Vanilla Factions Madness on 1.20!

Active mods, Anime Server, bedrock, Community separation, Consensual wars, Discord, easter eggs, Events, Factions, grand opening, Heart, Join, Land, Lore, Lovely spawn, madness, Map Download, Mature individuals, Nations, otakus, Server, Server managers, smp, Spawn area, Spawn minigames, Spiciest, Vanilla, vanilla smp, Wide spawn

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Server Name	SMP Server
Server Type	Vanilla SMP (Bedrock)
Features	Wide and lovely spawn area Events Nations Consensual wars Spawn minigames Active mods Map download every end season Lore & Easter eggs
Community	Combined with an anime discord server, but communities are separated
Preferred Age	Mature individuals

FAQ

Q: How can I join the SMP server?

A: You can join by visiting our Discord server and getting the necessary information and access.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: The server is a Bedrock edition server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience.

Q: Can I participate in the events on the server?

A: Yes, all players are welcome to participate in the events and activities hosted on the server.

Q: Is the server active and regularly updated?

A: Yes, we have active mods and regular updates to keep the server engaging and fun for all players.

UnfairCraft

Adversity, Challenges, coping mechanisms, dealing with people, good things happen, judgmental attitudes, life isn’t fair, life struggles, mental health, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self improvement, SSRIs, stop whining, trying hard, UnfairCraft, unfairness, Weed

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ores Mined:	881	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life isn’t fair but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles! We believe in tough love and telling it like it is.

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

Crafty Boobs Adventures

#bigbooblovers, #bigtitglobal, #bigtits, #bigtitsmatter, #ignoreandreport, #ignorehaters, #ignorenegativity, #largebreasts, #lovethetits, #paizuriislife, #raiderfreezone, #reportabuse, #reportbullies, #reportshitters, #trollfreezone, Adventures, Bigboobs, Boobs, Crafty, ltg, paizuri, Raiders, Trolls

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where paizuri reigns supreme! If you’re a fan of big personalities and even bigger… plots, then this is the place for you. We have a strict no-troll policy because we’re too busy building epic structures to deal with their shenanigans. And forget about small breasts, we only appreciate the finest pixelated assets here.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Boobplate Armor, rumored to grant the wearer the power of infinite paizuri. Battle against the evil Troll King who is trying to steal all the diamonds for himself, but watch out for his minions armed with tiny pickaxes.

So come on down to our server and experience a world where paizuri is love, paizuri is life. Just remember to keep those reporting fingers ready for any troublemakers who dare to disrupt our busty paradise.