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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9666 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 276242 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the currency is actually stacks of dirt because our economy is as unstable as a house of sand blocks? Plus, our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat, so you know you’re in for a good time.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up getting stuck in a maze of llama spit and regret?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this insane adventure. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. See you in the game, trash baggies!
