| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9349 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 4357 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5700 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 52 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9540 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 9171 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7625 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4299 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 611 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8388 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9043 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3214 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9657 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1707 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Animals Bred: | 84 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7795 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
