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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3074 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.