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CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	710	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ores Mined:	6877
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	4143	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Buildings Constructed:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	2140	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	187	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Crops Grown:	7536
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

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