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Hands Off My Blocks! Minecraft Madness

anxiety, avoidance, blocks, Boundaries, coping mechanisms, discomfort, emotional response, fear, Hands, human contact, madness, mental health, Minecraft, past experiences, personal space, Phobia, physical touch, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, Therapy, touch aversion, Trauma, triggers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	263
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Votes:	9933

Are you tired of being touched in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about anyone laying a finger on you! Join us and experience the ultimate touch-free gaming experience.

Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.

And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

Anime, anime lines, cringe, cringe dialogue, cringe lines, cringe moments, cringe quotes, cringe scenes, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy quotes, cringe-worthy scenes, cringeworthy, Hai wa ikkai dake!, lines, Minecraft, Oyamenasai, pixelated, Sore wa meirei desu ka?, Weeb’s

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.

Naked Pixels and Clothed Chicks: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, chicks, clothed, Minecraft, naked, pixels

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2703
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	115

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with the Endermen!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy! You can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re afraid of clowns, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

Beans, bonanza, BUILD, burrito, Cheese, comfort food, Crafty, DELICIOUS, Dig, Dinner, Eat, fast food, Filling, Food, guacamole, lunch, Meal, mexican food, repeat, Rice, Salsa, sour cream, spicy, Tasty, tortilla, wrap

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magic Items Found:	6230	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

Blocky Adventures: How I Found My Inner Gamer

#gamer, acceptance, Adventures, blocky, empowerment, Gaming Community, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Genderqueer, identity exploration, LGBTQ, mental health, non-binary, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, social norms, Transgender, video games

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9319	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	324	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	262	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true self? Well, look no further because our server is here to help you discover your gender identity through the power of video games!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow sheep, gender-bending potions, and a secret quest to find the mystical Gender Diamond. Rumor has it, whoever finds this diamond will unlock their true gender identity and gain epic powers like never before!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your true self shine through in the most LOLzy way possible! Who knew video games could be so enlightening?

ZombiePigman Rave Party: Where This Trope Needs to Die

above his league, break up, college slut, Die, discover themselves, Females, finish highschool, first love, free, happy normal lives, highschool sweetheart, Kids, Live, love, Marry, Party, perfect, rave, settle down, subconscious, trope, young normies, ZombiePigman

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being haunted by high school sweethearts who break your heart and leave you for college sluts? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of this trope and live your best life! Join us and build a world where first loves never break your heart and college sluts are nowhere to be found. Say goodbye to being above someone’s league and hello to a community where everyone is equal and just looking to have a good time. So why wait? Join our server now and break free from the morphogenetically programmed subconscious norms of the past!

LimbusCraft – Where chaos and creativity collide! #1421

Chaos, Clock OrangeRoad, collide, countdown, creativity, current events, Current Extractions, download links, Ego, FAQs, General guide, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Emeralds Found:	7448
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Mirror Dungeons that will make you question reality. Want to ride the Refraction Railway Line 3 that takes you to Clock OrangeRoad? Look no further!

But wait, there’s more! We have extractions happening left and right, with the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu leading the charge. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extraction of the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And if you’re worried about spoilers, don’t be! Our game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect the unexpected. Plus, our tutorial is a must-watch – you won’t regret it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download links are above, and be sure to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for all the latest updates. See you in the game!

Crafty Cleanse: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Messy Thing!

clean room, cleanse, Crafty, creeper, dust, explosions, Humanity, LOSING, Messy, stay clean, week later its filthy again

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magic Items Found:	8260
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of constantly cleaning up after yourself in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can clean your room as many times as you want without it getting filthy again! That’s right, no more losing to the evil dust bunnies in real life. Join us and show those dust particles who’s boss!

Blocky Band Camp: Hibike Euphonium Edition

Anime, Assumes she’s better than everyone else, Band, blocky, Camp, Can quit at any moment, Character development, Competition, Doesn’t change her uniform, Doesn’t want to cause trouble, Drama, Edition, euphonium, Euphonium player, Hibike, Hibike Euphonium, high school, leadership, Music, peer pressure, Refuses to elaborate further, Says she’s only there to have fun, Shows up, Stays, team dynamics

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the NPCs have attitude! Join now to meet sassy characters like the one who shows up but refuses to change her uniform because she thinks she’s better than everyone else. She’s only there to have fun and claims she can quit at any moment, but we all know she’s addicted to our crazy server antics. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarious interactions – join today and see what kind of trouble you can stir up! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Pixelated Pandemonium: Minecraft Mayhem Madness

acceptance, acceptance of extinction., better race, BNWO, bombs, creaming, enablement, Extinction, Genocide, genocide fetish, Guns, Happening, IRL, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, pixelated, Race, STOP, Truth, whitebois, wiped out, Women, world

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the BNWO (Better Nether World Order) is taking over and whitebois are being wiped out to extinction! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us as we embrace our own genocide and watch as our women leave us for the better race – the Endermen! No guns, no fighting, just pure chaos and hilarity as we accept our fate and enable the BNWO to reach all parts of the world. So come on, don’t be a whiteboi, join us and cream to your own extinction today!