edc 2017 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MammaryMisunderstandings

accent, anger, Apology, awkward, children, Communication, Diagnosis, Frustration, handling, hard of hearing, Hearing, Instructions, Machine, MammaryMisunderstandings, mammogram, misheard, misunderstanding, Nurse, SHAKING, shouting, tense situation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Buildings Constructed:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication skills are put to the test just like in a mammogram gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride of misinterpretations, frustration, and awkward angles as you navigate through our crazy world.

Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?

But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?

Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

VeggieCraft Gut Boosters

Boosters, cardiometabolic health, dietary habits, digestive system, Gut, gut health, gut microbiome, health benefits, human health, Microbes, microbiota, nutrition, omnivore, plant based diet, plant-based foods, research, short-chain fatty acids, study, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur gut feel amazing? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got over 21,000 peeps who are vegans, vegetarians, and omnivores and they all agree that eating plant-based foods on this server will make u feel like a million diamonds!

join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!

so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Potions Brewed:	166	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	410	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Animals Bred:	105	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ores Mined:	8995

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchantments Applied:	78
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!