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Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players and make them run into walls! – Our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, it’s a real sight to see! – The ender dragon has a secret talent for juggling, you won’t believe your eyes! – Our zombie villagers have formed a boy band and they sing the most hauntingly beautiful tunes you’ll ever hear! – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, who needs the overworld?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for the time of your life!

CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

Accents, Beautiful Scenery, british culture, charming villages, coastal walks, Cornish pasties, Cornwall, CornwallCraft, cream teas, CREEPERS, Fishing, friendly locals, historic sites, holiday destination, Kilts, local cuisine, mild climate, Pigs, relaxed atmosphere, Seaside, speak, Surfing, tourism, travel, uk, vacation destination, wear

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	163	Potions Brewed:	143

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

4GB patch, anti crash, bug fixes, error, Fallout, fallout tv show, fnv, FO2, FOMM, FussCraft, hilarious, mashup, meets, Minecraft, mod compatibility, moddb, modding, Nexus, nexus mod manager, nostalgic, PN, post-apocalyptic, quality of life, reinstall, stutter remover, texture packs

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	974098
Animals Bred:	105	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

antique mall, AntiqueCraft, Boredom, cattle, Collecting, existential dread, funko pops, Hoarding, life’s constants, meets, Minecraft, shopping, vintage, worthless shit

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

420, Blaze, Brigade, Happy, happy 420, Minecraft, Moids

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	9616	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	5720	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Void Armor Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4264
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	461804
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	685	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9392

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!