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DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Approval, armored vehicles, Australia, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deliver, Diplomacy, downundercraft, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, M1A1 Abrams Tanks, Military, military assistance, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

BackwardCraft, CounterTerrorism, extremist organization, foreign policy, heckin, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah capabilities, Hezbollah influence, Hezbollah leader, Hezbollah tactics, Hezbollah threat, iran, Islamic extremism, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, political instability, regional conflict, sanctions, Terrorism, U.S. official

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

ACADEMIC, Assembly, Assembly Theory of Everything, Crafty, Debunked, Evidence, Hypothesis, New Researcher, peer review, refute, research, researchers, scholarly, Science, Scientific community, Scientific consensus, scientific discovery, Scientific inquiry, Scientific method, scientific research, study, theory, validity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Attention Addicts Anonymous Minecraft SMP

addiction, addicts, ANONYMOUS, Attention, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, emotional needs, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, seeking approval, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, smp, societal pressure, Therapy, toxic behavior, validation, validation seeking, Women

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama and attention-seeking behavior from the women in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape to a world where women don’t exist, so you can finally focus on building epic structures and conquering the land without any distractions. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of mythical creatures who will banish any drama queens who try to join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start enjoying a drama-free Minecraft adventure!

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

autism, AutisticCraft, bar, broken glass, cleaning up, Communication, customer behavior, customer relations, customer service, disability, discipline, disruptive behavior, handling conflicts, health and safety, managing drunk customers, Minecraft, sensitivity, Server, serving drinks, staff only area, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of dealing with unruly customers at your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world! No more broken glasses or entitled customers, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can stack glasses as high as you want without any consequences. Let your creativity run wild and build the tallest tower of glass blocks – no clean up required!

And don’t worry about offending anyone with disabilities, because in our virtual world, everyone is treated equally. You can even have a friendly chat with our AI bartender who never gets tired of serving drinks.

So say goodbye to dirty looks and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

RoomieGFswap: EvictMePlz

affordable, basement suite, Canada, Condo, EvictMePlz, expensive, Girlfriend, income, inconsiderate, Lease, living situation, moving abroad, moving out, normal suggestion, one bedroom apartment, Rent, rent payments, RoomieGFswap, roommate, saving money, suggestion, west coast

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Spears Created:	17

Are you tired of boring roommate drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own house without worrying about someone kicking you out for their girlfriend!

On our server, you can create your own paradise without the fear of being asked to leave just because your roommate wants some alone time with their significant other. Build a mansion, a castle, or even a treehouse – the possibilities are endless!

Join now and escape the real world drama for a world where you are the master of your own domain. Plus, our server is so cheap to join, you won’t have to worry about quadrupling your rent payments like in real life. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to leave the roommate drama at the door!

YouthfulIgnorance – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Contentment, discovery, Experience, Gratitude, growing older, Happiness, hobbies, learning, leisure time, Maturity, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, Relaxation, self-care, smp, wisdom, YouthfulIgnorance

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, or building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, dragons that randomly spawn and challenge players to epic battles, and even a rumor of a haunted mansion where ghosts will trade you rare items for cookies!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the ride of your life!

TinyBlockJoy

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joy, little joys of life, little pleasures, little sources of happiness, little things, moments of joy, simple joys, simple pleasures, small delights, small gestures, small joys in life, small moments, small sources of joy, small things, small things that bring happiness, tiny happiness, tiny joys, TinyBlockJoy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Villages Defended:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with diamond swords.

Our server is home to the legendary “Happy Block,” a magical block that, when broken, showers you with an endless supply of cake and puppies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

GlobalCraft: Lawless Earth

#sustainability, climate change, common global issues, deconstruction, Earth, Earth-centric approach, Environmental Law, Global cooperation, global governance, global problems, GlobalCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international legal system, international organizations, international relations, international treaties, Lawless, legal framework, legal reform, policy making, radical re-organization, structure

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of law and order, but in blocky pixel form. we got international law that’s so messed up, even the creepers are like “wtf mate?” u gotta help us deconstruct and re-organize this mess, or else the zombies gonna start filing lawsuits. come join the chaos and let’s make the world a better place, one block at a time. also, we have free cake for all new players, cuz who doesn’t love cake? let’s do this, gamers!