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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2793 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 426 |
Ores Mined: | 6572 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!