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Mildew Roleplay: Where mushrooms are the true VIPs! Join us now for some fungal fun!

Active Staff, Character Options, Custom Recipes, Discord integration, FSit, Fun, Fungal, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Join, Ledger, Lore, Mildew, mushrooms, NO END, No mods, No Shield Delay, optifine, Other, resource pack, Roleplay, safe space, shulker shells, Spawn Animations, species, Squaremap, True, VIPS, zero tolerance

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5620
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Mildew RP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding! You decide the story!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can.
A variety of Character Options!	8 species with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We do recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement.
Server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, Fast Leaf Decay.
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes are available for End materials.

FAQ

1. Can I grief or harass other players on the server?

No, we have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind. This also applies to the RP aspect of the server.

2. Are there any specific time period restrictions for builds?

No, your builds are not limited to any specific time period. Your imagination is your only limit!

3. Are there specific perks for each species?

Yes, all 8 species come with their own perk, such as Haste or Speed 2, which will be given to you upon joining the server.

4. Are there required client mods to play on the server?

We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn for custom textures, but they are not required. There is a Resource Pack available for those interested.

5. Is the End Dimension accessible on the server?

No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes have been implemented to obtain End materials.

6. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord at https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j to get started!

Crafty Creepers

Crafty, CREEPERS, Decline, excessive DLC, focus on profit over player experience, gaming industry, homogenization, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of innovation, lack of originality, lack of player choice, microtransactions, outdated graphics, overemphasis on graphics, poor storytelling, Quality, repetitive gameplay, rushed development, toxic communities, unoriginal ideas, video games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Tired of boring old video games that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off a horde of zombie clowns? Look no further, because on our server, the possibilities are as endless as a buffet at a sumo wrestler convention.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of pure awesomeness. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls with their mad martial arts skills.

So why settle for boring video games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of wacky fun and epic adventures? Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘crts are cool’ and creepers are cooler!

90s, cathode ray tube, classic, computer monitors, computer screens, Cool, cooler, Crafty, CREEPERS, crt monitors, crts, Display, display technology, electronics, Gaming, McCraftface, Monitors, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, Technology, video games, vintage, visual display

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them unlimited diamonds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses. Yeah, they’re that cool. So come join us and see for yourself why crts are cool – whatever that means!

Hair Wars: Date or Hate?

attractiveness, beauty standards, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, cultural norms, DATING, Grooming, hair, Insecurities, partner, personal care, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, social expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Women

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195

Are you tired of competing with your date’s luscious locks? Leave those hair envy issues behind and join our Minecraft server where everyone is bald! That’s right, no more worrying about whose hair looks better because we’re all rocking that shiny cue ball look. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft is single and ready to mingle. Who needs hair when you’ve got diamonds, am I right? Join us and let your inner bald beauty shine!

The Cows Nest

admins, Adventure, Biomes, building, camaraderie, CELEBRATIONS, Community, creativity, Economy, Events, friendship, Gaming, Inclusivity, landscapes, Marketplaces, MCMMO, Moderators, Quests, Support, Survival, Tournaments, Treasures, Vanilla, worlds

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Towns Built:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to The Cows’ Nest – a vibrant and welcoming community where players of all ages and backgrounds come together to experience the ultimate gaming adventure!

Dive into our brand new server, where the spirit of camaraderie and fun thrives in every corner. Whether you’re a seasoned gamer or just starting your journey, there’s a place for you among our friendly herd.

Explore Our Lush Pastures: Embark on epic quests, discover hidden treasures, and traverse sprawling landscapes teeming with excitement. With a diverse range of biomes and worlds to explore, there’s always a new adventure waiting just around the corner.

Build Your Dream Homestead: Unleash your creativity and design the homestead of your dreams amidst our picturesque landscapes. Whether you’re constructing towering castles, cozy cottages, or bustling marketplaces, the possibilities are endless.

Join Exciting Community Events: From festive celebrations to thrilling tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on The Cows’ Nest. Join in the fun and forge unforgettable memories with fellow players in our lively community events.

Forge Lasting Friendships: Connect with like-minded gamers from around the globe and forge lasting friendships that transcend virtual boundaries. Whether you’re teaming up for epic quests or simply enjoying casual banter, our community is built on mutual respect, inclusivity, and camaraderie.

Experience Dedicated Staff Support: Our team of experienced admins and moderators are dedicated to ensuring a safe, enjoyable, and fair gaming environment for all. Have questions, concerns, or need assistance? Don’t hesitate to reach out – we’re here to help!

Join us at The Cows’ Nest and embark on an unforgettable gaming journey filled with adventure, camaraderie, and endless possibilities. Your next great adventure awaits – come join the herd today!

play.thecowsnest.com

DarkNovaNetwork

Adventures, Challenges, Community, DarkNovaNetwork, DarkNovaTeam, Empire, Events, Friends, grand opening, Minecraft, Prison, Prison world, PvP battles, Resources, Server, Skyblock, Unforgettable adventure, wealth, Welcome pack

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	80
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	298
Mines Excavated:	1766	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Grand opening! New Minecraft Server! It is with great pleasure that we announce the opening of our brand new Minecraft server! Get ready for an epic experience that will take you into a world of unprecedented adventures! Opening Date: April 25, 2024 IP Address: mc.darknova.it Server Features: Explore the Prison world Face incredible challenges and fight! Accumulate wealth and build your empire! Participate in epic events and breathtaking PvP battles! Join a welcoming and collaborative community! To celebrate the opening, all players who join on launch day will receive an exclusive welcome pack! Invite your friends, prepare your resources and prepare for an unforgettable adventure on DarkNova Network We can’t wait to welcome you to our world! #DarkNovaNetwork #DarkNovaTeam

mc.darknova.it

Stormy – Minecraft server for playing with friends

banner, BUILD, Cities, develop, Economy, Friends, image, improve, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, multiplayer, no privates, no signature, Playing, Server, Stormy, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Survival. No privates, no signature. Build cities, improve the economy, develop, make friends. Everything for you 🙂

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ExtraLifeMC

battlepass, Custom Items, economics, Economy, Events, ExtraLifeMC, gamemode, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Teams, Terrain, Towny, user-friendly

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

ExtraLife Minecraft is our Minecraft Network that currently offers a Survival gamemode! Survival is a passive, building-focused, gamemode that prioritizes economics and extravagant builds, but does offer a PvP aspect. It is loaded with features and has been in development for a few months. Some of the key components are an in-game battlepass, custom items, and a very user-friendly experience!

You can create your own teams to divide and conquer our all-new organically generated terrain! Unlock sweet rewards from our battlepass by completing a large variety of quests, daily and weekly. We offer frequent in-game events to earn even more rewards! We are always adding more and are open to all suggestions. We cannot wait to see you in-game and share this experience with you!

mc.extralife.gg

Welcome to Truelanders, where survival is real and realms are…well, also real, I guess, but survival is definitely the priority.

Android, are…well, automatic farms, Bases, bedrock, building, Community, Cooperative, District, Farming, guess, Ios, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, PC, Players, priority, ps4, real, Realm, Realms, shopping, smp, Survival, Truelanders, useful shops

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	174127
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
In this realm we will build a shopping district, farms, and bases. Players are expected to actively participate in building automatic farms, creating useful shops, and not engaging in bullying, harassment, or griefing.
Platform
Bedrock only server (PS4/5, Nintendo, iOS, Android, PC with Bedrock installed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many players can join the realm?	Up to 10 players can join.
What are the main activities in the realm?	Building a shopping district, farms, and bases. Creating automatic farms and useful shops.
What is the expected level of activity from players?	Players are expected to play at least once a day.
What are the rules regarding behavior?	No bullying, harassment, or griefing of other players’ builds, farms, or shops.
Can players join from any platform?	Players must have Bedrock installed on their platform (PS4/5, Nintendo, iOS, Android, PC).

Elon’s Doomscrolling Craft

ANCESTORS, ancient wisdom, Awareness, Craft, current events, doomscrolling, elon musk, Elons, hidden things, Jesus, knowledge, mindfulness, old things, Politics, PRESENCE, Silence, social media, spirituality, Teachings, Technology, wink and nod, wisdom

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	575
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the secrets of the universe are waiting to be discovered! Join us and uncover hidden treasures, ancient artifacts, and maybe even a few lost civilizations. Legend has it that our server is so epic, even Jesus himself would log on to play. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the mysteries of the blocky world. Who knows what wonders you’ll find? Just remember to always give a wink and a nod, because you never know who might be watching.