Ed Helms Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyDisaster Minecraft Server

all time, Awful, Boring, CraftyDisaster, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing performance, Disliked, Failure, Flop, FORGETTABLE, lackluster, match, Minecraft, MITB, pay-per-view, Server, Terrible, underwhelming, unpopular, WORST, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Votes:	4820	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the worst Money in the Bank match of all time – full of unexpected twists and turns! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Will a creeper blow up your house? Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored on our server. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, DadCraft, emotional bonds, emotional connection, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, fatherly affection, fatherly expectations, fatherly love, Gender Roles, Minecraft, parental favoritism, self worth, Server, sibling comparison, tough love

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1865	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	273
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being treated like the forgotten twin in your family? Do you want a server where everyone gets the love and attention they deserve, regardless of gender? Then join our Minecraft server where we treat everyone like royalty, even if you’re just a blocky pixel character!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being left out or feeling unloved like poor OP. Our admins will shower you with affection, virtual hugs, and kisses to make sure you feel special. We even have father-son and father-daughter dates where you can bond with other players and create lifelong friendships.

Don’t settle for a dad who only calls you when he needs something. Join our server and experience the love and support you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a real dad when you have a Minecraft family who will always have your back? So come on down and join us for a pixelated adventure like no other!

FlagSpeedoGFEmbarrassed

American flag speedo, Apology, Boundaries, casual attire, Communication, compromise, dress code, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, FlagSpeedoGFEmbarrassed, Fun, Girlfriend, groom’s dinner, humor, INDEPENDENCE, judgment, pool party, relationship, Self-expression, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear whatever you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server where you can rock that American flag speedo with pride, just like our fearless player did at a pool party. No need to worry about being overdressed or underdressed, because on our server, anything goes!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, whether you’re playing pool volleyball or building the craziest structures you can imagine. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just remind them that on our server, fashion rules are meant to be broken!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can truly be yourself, speedo and all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire others to embrace their inner fashionista. See you in the game!

LastMealCraft Server

celebration, comfort food, craving, death row, decadent, dream meal, favorite dish, Favorite Food, feast, final meal, final request, Food, Gourmet, guilty pleasure, indulgence, last meal, LastMealCraft, luxury, Server, special occasion, Treat, ultimate meal

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3562
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and enjoy a virtual feast like no other as you decide what your last meal would be before facing the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by chowing down on some explosive TNT? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else! So come on over and let’s dine in style before we dig in to some epic adventures together.

LoveCraft: Mine Your Heart

acts of service, Affection, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Heart, Intimacy, Love and affection, love and relationships, love language, love styles, lovecraft, Personal preferences, physical touch, quality time, relationship dynamics, relationships, showing love, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of being lonely in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to shower you with love in all the languages possible! From building you a castle made entirely of diamonds to serenading you with a chorus of creepers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience a love like no other. Our players are known for their romantic gestures, like writing love poems with blocks or crafting heart-shaped islands just for you. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole server full of admirers?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you the true meaning of love in the world of Minecraft. You’ll never want to log off!

GrimCraft: Exaggerated Famine

aid, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, exaggerated, famine, food insecurity, gaza, Gaza crisis, Gaza Strip, GrimCraft, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, predictions, relief efforts, Report, starvation, united nations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	63
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Farms Harvested:	657
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW GAZA FAMINE REPORT AND IT SAYS IF U DONT JOIN U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD AND STUFF. MARCH PREDICTIONS WERE LIKE TOTALLY WRONG, WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD AND RESOURCES U WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF RARE LOOT AND A PET CREEPER THAT DOES THE MACARENA. DONT BE A FOOL, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND.

TickTockCraft

#supercomputer, Computer, Equivalent, Live, long tail, PHYSICS., Planck time, Quantum, Real World, runs, Science, simulation, tags, Technology, theory, TickTockCraft, Time, Universe, videogame ticks, world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	7923
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

u ever wonder if we r all just sims in a giant supercomputer? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos of living in a simulation! join us and experience the thrill of existing in planck time! our world is filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending puzzles that will make u question reality itself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows! why live in the boring real world when u can join us in the wacky world of planck time? come on, what r u waiting for? dive into the madness today!

RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	264	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

1.20.2, Allowed, Auctions, chaotic, Crafty, Economy, Edition, Griefing, Hate Speech, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, level up, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Mess, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Questionable, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Store

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Camp, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Friends, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Welfare, Yellow Dmg

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	1128

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots to get to it. 2. Our server events include a “Say-Bing!” competition where you have to shout “Bing!” as loud as you can while riding a pig around a maze. 3. Total Assault: Binah is not your average field – it’s filled with insane challenges and torment, but hey, at least you get to use yellow damage! 4. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can march through the server with a giant pixelated disco ball on your head. 5. Kotama from Camp is our resident expert in building giant campfires out of obsidian blocks. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!