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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8642 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 412 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1889 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
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Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!