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Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

Ahahaha, Apology, comedy, cultural reference, forgive me, forgiveness, funny, humor, humor tags, humor therapy, inside joke, Japanese culture, Laughter, laughter therapy, lol, Minecraft, mistake, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishis, MITSUBISHISAMA, NONONONNO, oh, sama, Server, silly

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

FruitNinja Minecraft Server

FruitNinja, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.

Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.

Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

WeddingWhiteOut or CrazyCousinChaos

Communication Issues, cousin, CrazyCousinChaos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, mental breakdown, mental illness, passive aggressive, social awkwardness, social interactions, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guests’ attire, wedding reception, WeddingWhiteOut, white dress

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	267	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to not wear white! That’s right, we take fashion faux pas very seriously in our pixelated world.

Join us and you might just encounter some crazy drama like the time a player showed up in a white dress to a wedding and all chaos broke loose. Imagine the hilarity of trying to navigate through a virtual world while dealing with family feuds and passive aggressive comments – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in – just remember, leave the white attire at home!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

communication in marriage, CraftyCouple, happily married, husband and wife, long term relationship, love and commitment, marital bliss, marriage advice, marriage companionship, marriage harmony, marriage longevity, marriage satisfaction, Marriage Support, marriage tips, married life, Married men, Minecraft, partnership in marriage, reddit, relationship goals, secret to marriage, Server, successful marriage

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Animals Bred:	93
Emeralds Found:	7557	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of being nagged by your wife to spend less time playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the real world! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing “why are you always on that stupid game” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server are actually good luck charms for a happy marriage. So come join us and keep the love alive, one block at a time!

WeddingCraftGoneWild

bizarre excuses, cold feet, family drama, last minute change of heart, love gone wrong, marriage mishaps, outlandish excuses, relationship drama, relationship issues, shocking revelations, strange circumstances, surprising revelations, unconventional reasons, unexpected reasons, unexpected turn of events, unusual situations, wedding cancelation, wedding disaster, wedding planning gone wrong, WeddingCraftGoneWild, wild wedding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Animals Bred:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Have you heard about the guy who called off his wedding because his fiancée wouldn’t let him build a giant diamond castle in Minecraft? Well, if you want to avoid ending up like him, you better join our Minecraft server where we encourage all your wildest building dreams! Who needs a spouse when you can have a virtual diamond castle, am I right? Join now and build your way to eternal happiness (and avoid any wedding drama)!

GazaGriefers: StopTheFires

Ceasefire, Civilian, Conflict, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefers, Gazans, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, idf, international relations, Israel, Local rebellion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, Palestinian, Peacekeeping, protest, resistance, SECURITY, StopTheFires, violence

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2293

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild ride of a time trying to stop the evil forces of Hamas from firing at Israel! we have a bunch of crazy rebels in Gaza trying to take down the bad guys with their pickaxes and swords. join us for some intense battles and hilarious moments as we fight for peace in the blocky world. plus, we have a secret weapon that shoots TNT at our enemies – it’s a blast! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the ‘Local Rebellion’!

TVBedtimeAlarm3AM

3am, ALARM, ALERT, bedtime, childhood memories, comfort, digital age, emergency broadcast system, fear, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, generation, late night, Media, Nostalgia, Safety, Technology, Testing, TV, TVBedtimeAlarm3AM, waking up

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7278
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild ride through a land of pure madness and chaos! Imagine waking up in the game to a blaring alarm at 3am, but instead of the emergency broadcast system, it’s just a bunch of chickens clucking in your ear! And don’t even get me started on the TV – it’s always on, but instead of boring shows, it’s playing epic battles between giant creepers and tiny villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the zombies and skeletons have dance parties instead of attacking you. And the best part? The only way to survive is by building a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and unicorn tears. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

FriendFaceCraft

close relationships, cognitive abilities, Communication, Community Building, community development, emotional intelligence, Empathy, facial recognition, FriendFaceCraft, Human Connection, human connection studies, interpersonal relationships, personality type, relationship quality, sociability, social bonds, Social Cohesion, Social Interaction, Social Skills, social support, supportive relationships

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where your facial recognition skills actually matter? Yeah, we’re not kidding! On our server, the better you are at recognizing faces, the more supportive relationships you’ll have. It’s like, a whole new level of social bonding, man.

Imagine walking around the server and being able to instantly recognize all your friends’ faces. You’ll be like, the ultimate social butterfly, making connections left and right. And get this, it doesn’t matter what your personality is like – as long as you can spot a face from a mile away, you’re golden.

Join us and be part of a community that values human connection like never before. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep, right? So come on, hop on our server and show off your facial recognition skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MachoCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Brand new community, with a fresh world and more servers on the way!

Use /discord in-game to join our Discord.

We offer playtime ranks and do our best to provide a lag-free experience.

Join us today!

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