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Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	69
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crops Grown:	5661	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	3768
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ores Mined:	3381
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2797	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	67
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Crops Grown:	8461	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	593036
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

Bitches, Community, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, handheld, Minecraft, PlayStation, portable gaming, psp, PSPless, Server, Sony, Technology, tfw, V, video game console, video games

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!