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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9126 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
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