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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2959 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 167 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is where miracles happen on the daily!
Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a boy band and are dropping mixtapes left and right.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want a pet zombie that tells dad jokes? Consider it yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft SMP of your lifetime!
