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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4992 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
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