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3YearsInTheDark Minecraft SMP

3YearsInTheDark, Bliss, browsing, busy, Cancer, Channels.., Dark, Development, Drama, Ebussy, G.., GIMP plugins, linux, Linux user, Minecraft, News, Peaceful, Plugins, smp, stallman, Tech News, User, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Star Shards Collected:	145
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the tech world? Do you just want to escape it all and live in your own little GIMP plugin paradise? Well, have I got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server where we embrace the blissful ignorance of not following any tech news or drama. We don’t even know who Stallman is or what an ebussy is, and we like it that way. Just focus on making GIMP plugins and living in your own peaceful world without any distractions.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs to know what’s going on in the tech world when you can just build and create in Minecraft all day long? It’s the perfect escape from reality and a hilarious way to avoid all the craziness out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Ebussy’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: No More Annoying Features!

#sustainability, Adventure, ANNOYING, Automotive Industry, commuting, convenience, Ebussy, Ebussys, eco-friendly, efficiency, electric mobility, Electric Vehicle, environmental impact, Epic, Features, futuristic, innovation, life improvement, Minecraft, Minimalism, modern lifestyle, remove feature, smart design, Technology, Transportation, urban living

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring, featureless Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and say goodbye to all your problems because on our server, we have removed the most annoying feature of all – gravity! That’s right, no more falling to your doom or worrying about pesky cliffs. Just float around like a majestic butterfly and enjoy the view from above. But that’s not all, we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness!

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	851
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magic Items Found:	2312	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	New Chunks Explored:	154049
Falling into the Void:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2654
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	168510

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Animals Bred:	150
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
New Chunks Explored:	607665	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9477	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	432
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Animals Bred:	193	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness