Ebert critic – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

HangryCraft Minecraft Server
Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, food boundaries, food ownership, food sharing, food theft, fridge etiquette, Frustration, HangryCraft, meal prep, Minecraft, passive aggression, personal belongings, Respect, roommate, roommate etiquette, rotisserie chicken, Server, work lunch
Are you tired of your roommate stealing your precious rotisserie chicken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is a chicken thief-free zone! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your own chicken coop and protect your poultry at all costs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where players can battle it out with their feathered friends for ultimate glory. Will you be the champion of the coop?
So come on over and join us for a clucking good time on our Minecraft server! Just remember, on this server, the chicken is always yours to keep.

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New Server IP
AshesAwayVacay
ashes, AshesAwayVacay, attachment, Boundaries, Communication, dead dog, Emotional support, Empathy, Grief, Grieving Process, hotel room, mourning, pet loss, pet memorial, pet owner grief, pet urn, psychological trauma, relationship issues, Therapy, vacation, weekend getaway
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of grief – even grieving over a dead dog’s ashes! Join us for a unique experience filled with tapping on urns and saying “goodnight” to deceased pets before bedtime.
Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the power of pet mourning and want to express their love for their furry friends in unconventional ways. Who needs therapy when you can just bring your dog’s ashes on a weekend getaway instead?
Don’t worry about leaving anyone behind, because on our server, the dead dogs always come along for the ride. And if anyone tries to stop you from bringing your beloved pet’s ashes, just kick them out and enjoy the trip solo – more room for you and your furry friend’s urn anyways!
So come join us on this wild adventure of pet mourning and hotel room drama. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of like-minded individuals who understand the importance of tapping on urns and talking to dead pets? Join now and let the grieving games begin!

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New Server IP
FiretruckDriver Minecraft SMP
comedic, Cultural, euphemism, euphemism examples., euphemism in different languages, Firetruck, FiretruckDriver, funny, humor, INTIMATE, Language, menstruation, Minecraft, norwegian, Norwegian culture, Period, relationship, sex, Slang, smp, social norms, taboo
Lmao, bro, forget about euphemisms, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like a wild party where everyone is driving firetrucks left and right, if you know what I mean 😉 We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground club where we throw parties every night. And get this, the owner of the server is a talking llama who can shoot lasers from its eyes! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on this server. So come join us and let’s drive some firetrucks together, bro! 🚒🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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New Server IP
DecadentCraft
decadent, decadent behavior, decadent celebrations, decadent delights, decadent events, decadent experience, decadent experiences, decadent indulgence, decadent living, decadent moments, decadent parties, decadent pleasures, DecadentCraft, Excessive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, Indulgent, Lavish, luxurious, Opulent, over the top
Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is so decadent, even the animals have style. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see just how wild things can get on our server!

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Elon’s Imaginary Minecraft Server
Conspiracy Theory, controversial statements, controversy, court case, Debunked, elon musk, Elons, extremist views, fake news, false claim, Imaginary, internet hoax, legal ruling, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, racial discrimination, racial tensions, racism, Server, social media, South African court, white genocide
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine if elon musk was like, “yo, come join this server or else you’ll miss out on the ultimate white genocide experience” and then the south african court was all like, “nah bro, that’s just in your imagination, ain’t no white genocide happenin’ here, just some epic minecraft adventures, ya feel me?” so, like, join now for a wild ride of craziness and fun, cuz who needs reality when you have this server, amirite?

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New Server IP
CraftyEUvsUS
Allies, cooperation, correcting, CraftyEUvsUS, Diplomacy, disagreements, European assistance, FOREIGN AID, France, G7 Summit, global affairs, international relations, Interruptions, Macron, Politics, summit meetings, Support, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here.
oh, and get this, one time a player built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was so lit, bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party in the nether. the zombie pigmen were breakdancing like there was no tomorrow.
and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. we’re talking diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there.
so what are you waiting for, dude? come join the fun and craziness on our minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise.

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New Server IP
Tentacle Tech SkyBots – Build, Fly, Laugh!
advanced robotics, ai robots, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, autonomous robots, BUILD, cutting-edge technology, Drones, Fly, flying drones, flying robots, Future Tech, futuristic, Futuristic technology, innovation, LAUGH, machine learning, robotic arms, robotics, robotics development, SkyBots, Tech, tech advancements, Technology, Tentacle, tentacle arms
join our epic minecraft server where we already have all the technology to build autonomous flying ai robots with tentacle arms and it’s only a matter of time before they take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to mine diamonds with you. plus, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. join now before the robots overthrow us all!

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New Server IP
Red Planet Beach Party
alien worlds, Ancient Beaches, Ancient Seascapes, Astrobiology, Astronomy, Beach, extraterrestrial life, geology, mars, Mars exploration, Martian Geography, Martian Landscapes, Martian Oceans, oceans, Party, planet, planetary evolution, planetary history, red, red planet, scientific discoveries, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space missions
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da ancient beaches on mars wish dey could play on it! yea u heard me right, mars used to have oceans and dey were like “dang, wish we could build sandcastles on dat server!”
dis server is so cool, even da aliens wanna join! dey heard bout all da crazy builds and epic pvp battles and dey were like “take us to dis minecraft paradise!”
so if u wanna be cooler than a martian chillin on a beach, come join dis server! build, fight, and have a blast like never before! ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s for sure!

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New Server IP
CraftBR Vanilla
Adventure, authentic, building, Caves, Challenging, Community, Economy, Events, Experience, Exploration, IMPROVEMENTS, Materials, Mining, Mode, Players, Pure, PvE, PvP, Resources, Server, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, Vanilla
Welcome to our minecraft server!
If you enjoy Survival Vanilla mode, with an authentic and challenging experience, this is your place! Here you can explore, build and venture into a pure survival world, with no modifications that change the essence of the game.
Mining World: We have a special mining world for you to explore caves and resources without impacting the main world! Perfect for those who love to mine and collect materials.
We are always looking for improvements, constantly working to bring new ideas, updates and events to our community. Each day, we seek to offer the best experience to our players!
Come join us and help create an increasingly amazing server! Enter now: br-01.stabilityhost.com.br:25821
br-01.stabilityhost.com.br:25821

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New Server IP
iwtown
changes, Claim, Country, Discord, discord server, Economy, iwtown, Minecraft, MONEY, PvE, PvP, Sell, Server, Sugar Canes, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
In our server you can claim your own country so that nobody can steal something. And you can sell Sugar Canes for money. You can also join our Discord server to stay informed of changes! Discord.gg/hm5yx8v2ka
37.230.138.56:25570

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