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StolenGifts Minecraft Server

aita, Confrontation, cover tracks, favorite things, Gifts, lying.., Minecraft, Mirroring, play tradition, Rude, Secret Santa, Server, standoffish, Stolen, stolen gift, StolenGifts, Surprise, taking back a gift, talking behind back, theatre kids

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

NoBabysitNoCraft

AITAH, ambulance, babysit, Boundaries, concussion, Help, inconvenient, Kindy, Manipulation, Migraine, Neighbour, NoBabysitNoCraft, older mum, refusal, Respect, short notice, spoilt child, Understanding, unwanted responsibility, wailing child

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Animals Bred:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	280981	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

5g technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, autonomous vehicles, biotechnology, clean energy, Excited4Tech, gene editing, Internet of Things, machine learning, medical advancements, Minecraft, nanotechnology, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, scientific advancement, smart cities, smp, space exploration, technological advancement, virtual reality, wearable technology

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Farms Harvested:	779
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

CraftyConfessions

Classified, concealed truth, Confidential, CraftyConfessions, hidden, Private, secret, undisclosed, undisclosed admission, undisclosed confession, undisclosed detail, undisclosed disclosure, undisclosed experience, undisclosed fact, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mystery, undisclosed revelation, unrevealed secret, untold truth

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Potions Brewed:	94
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

adoption, America, born out of wedlock, catholic church, child welfare, export, Family secrets, hidden past, historical scandal, IllegitimateCraft, international scandal, investigative journalism, Italian children, Italian orphans, new book, ORPHAN, orphans, Program, religious institution, social injustice, undocumented history, Vatican, Vatican program

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4476
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Boxed Cat Chaos

alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Box, boxed, cat, Chaos, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Experiment, inside, Observation, Observe, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum Mechanics, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, uncertainty, wave function collapse

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	68332
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Paradise Network

Prison

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

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Nikashi SMP

Adventure, bedrock, Challenges, Community, creative builder, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, friendly community, game modes, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Nikashi SMP, pocket edition, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Void Armor Forged:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1296	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

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NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

Active, application, BLOCK, Community, Content Creation, Discord, Dynmap, Gaming, hermitcraft, Job, Launch, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, NovaCraft, pretending, real, Revival, Roleplaying, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

NovaCraft: Revival S1

Server Version	1.21.1
Features	Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
Launch Status	Awaiting big launch with original and new members
Rules	Available in Discord server
Discord Username	_schlime
Application Process	Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
Server IP	dogpound.modded.fun
Whitelist	Players must be accepted before joining

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

2. What version is the server running on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

3. How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

Brazil, Brazilian culture, Brazilian customs, Brazilian economy, Brazilian education, Brazilian food, Brazilian geography, Brazilian government, Brazilian history, Brazilian language, Brazilian lifestyle, brazilian music, Brazilian people, Brazilian society, Brazilian sports, Brazilian traditions, Crafty, globetrotter, International, Minecraft, Server, south america, tourism, travel

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!