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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7982 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Ores Mined: | 9139 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
we have journalists who found Adrian Dittman’s “true identity” and they were, like, forced to delete their posts because it was just too mind-blowing for the world to handle. like, who even is Adrian Dittman? nobody knows, man.
but, like, that’s not even the craziest part. we have, like, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. but, like, in a good way.
and the best part? we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can, like, totally pet and cuddle with. it’s, like, the cutest thing ever.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience all the insanity and fun for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but, like, in a good way.