Eating MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BroBro’s Minecraft Server: Sibling Shenanigans!

BroBros, children, Stories, Eating, Xbox

Are you tired of dealing with clueless siblings who can’t even use a fork properly? Do you dream of a world where Xbox controllers aren’t connected to printers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and absurd stories. From crying over not being able to play Fortnite to running headfirst into fists during play boxing, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the B button pressing and monkey-like eating habits. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

slave food, toxic masculinity, Gender Roles, Minecraft, Castrated

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

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Bandaids & Biscuits Minecraft Server

British, weird, dialogue, humor, funny

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bandaid-eating place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the British player who eats bandaids because he thinks they cure stomach aches. Who needs potions when you have adhesive strips, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even have dance parties with creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair where players have pet dragons and unicorns.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! Just be sure to bring your own bandaids in case you get a stomach ache from laughing too hard.

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Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

Gaming, #guiltypleasure, satisfying, MINDLESS, unproductive

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

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Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

paid, MODERN, Boredom, STUDIES, Passion

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

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DonutCraft: Rosalina’s Hunger Games

Eating, Hunger, GLAZED, Food, SWEET

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can join Rosalina on her quest to eat all the donuts in the universe! 🍩🌌

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, Rosalina stumbled upon a magical donut that granted her UNLIMITED POWER. Now, she’s on a mission to find more donuts and DOMINATE the Minecraft world with her donut-fueled MADNESS!

But that’s not all! We also have INSANE mini-games, CRAZY challenges, and EPIC events that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is AWESOME and welcoming to all players, no matter their skill level.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help Rosalina satisfy her insatiable hunger for donuts. Who knows, you might just become a donut-eating LEGEND in the process!

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BrothCraft: Where soup is the secret to survival!

tradition, Meal, broth, confusion, Eating

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to drink the broth! Why, you ask? Because legend has it that the broth is actually a magical potion that gives you superpowers in the game!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you’ll find yourself battling zombie llamas and riding on diamond unicorns. Don’t forget to collect the enchanted potatoes for extra points and maybe even a chance to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and sip on that broth for a wild ride of fun and craziness!

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HungryCraft: Where even the virtual villagers can’t stop eating!

hunger relief, Eating, virtual, food insecurity, activism

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to end world hunger!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest enchanted golden carrots to feed the starving villagers in our virtual world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner trying to steal our precious food stash!

Not only will you be saving virtual lives, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on diamond-studded pigs and battle against a boss named Hungry Herobrine who is hoarding all the food for himself.

So come on, join us on this ridiculous journey to end world hunger in the most absurd way possible. Who knew that all it took was a Minecraft server and a bunch of crazy players to make a difference in the world?

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WormyCraft: Where You Can Find Your Deworming Tabble Eating GF!

humor, deworming tablets, WormyCraft, Tabble, lonely

Are you tired of being the only one at the Minecraft party without a bin-eating worm girlfriend to share your deworming tablets with? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of bin-eating worm girlfriends just waiting to join forces with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest deworming tablets in all of Minecraft. Build a cozy worm bin for your new girlfriend to live in, complete with a mini fridge stocked with her favorite snacks (spoiler alert: it’s dirt).

But beware, rival players may try to steal your worm girlfriend or sabotage your worm bin. Stay on your toes and protect your precious pet at all costs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find your perfect bin-eating worm girlfriend match!

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CraftyCannibals: Where even /pol/ approves of the taste of ethnic foods!

Approval, Immigrant, Experience, ethnic foods, CraftyCannibals

Are you tired of bland, boring food in Minecraft? Join our server for a culinary adventure like no other! We have villagers from all over the world bringing their delicious ethnic dishes straight to your virtual plate. And don’t worry, all our food is /pol/ approved, so you can enjoy your meal guilt-free. Who knew that a Brazilian pizza could taste so good, all thanks to an immigrant making their way to our server? Join now and satisfy your hunger with flavors from around the globe!

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