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Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

Allowed, AMBITION, attraction, black men, blind date, Buffoon, BuffoonCraft, celebrity examples, cherry picking, DATING, discrimination, education, Generalizing, hair, Individuality, mixed race, Personality, Race, self hate, societal expectations, Stereotypes, success

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Farms Harvested:	683
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

MineCraftInfluencer

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer

Charged, children, Conflict, criminal charges, extremism, human rights violations, international law, Isis, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, slayer, Swedish, Syria, Terrorism, torture, violence, War Crimes, WOMAN, Women, Yazidi, YazidiCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Ores Mined:	7567	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Brain Boosting Exercise

BOOSTING, Brain, brain connections, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Exercise, exercise benefits., FITNESS, Insight, learning, Memory, mental health, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, physical activity, research, strength, synaptic connections

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2899	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should! first of all, did you know that playing on our server actually makes your brain connections stronger? yeah, it’s like a workout for your mind, dude!

imagine mining for diamonds and building epic structures while also becoming a genius. sounds pretty rad, right? plus, we have this crazy story about a player who found a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

if you wanna be part of the most mind-bending minecraft experience ever, then you gotta join our server. who knows what kind of insane adventures and brain-boosting fun you’ll have? come on, don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

Flag Count Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crops Grown:	9566
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	9469

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

bald white man trend, character design, Character development, creative choices, cultural impact, designs, Diversity, dont, female, female empowerment, female leads, Female Protagonists, game design, games, gaming industry, gender stereotypes, generic characters, industry trends, INTERESTING, Minecraft, Personality, player experience, Protagonists, representation, smp, storytelling, unique designs, video games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4987	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

NaziMassacre83MC

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

good administration, good creator, etc. we are always glad to see you at any time))) we love to communicate, be friends and invite your friends. It’s more fun together!

solo.mcpehost.ru:19134

Blocky Brigade – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you leading your squad of blocky AI to their doom over and over again? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate World War II FPS experience where you can watch your pixelated comrades fall in battle while you laugh maniacally.

But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.

And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?

But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).