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ChaosEmerald

adult community, auction house, Chill, Clan, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, family, games, grind, in-game shops, Minecraft, oldschool runescape, osrs, Player Economy, PvE, PvP, Relax, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

ChaosEmerald – ChaosEmerald is an OSRS (OldSchool RuneScape) friendly community who love to chill, have a laugh and most importantly, play games! We are here for the love of OSRS and Minecraft and want to expand from our 360+ member clan to Minecraft and grow our family! We are mainly adults with full-time life commitments and want to assure you that we support that. The ChaosEmerald server has been created to be a relaxing and chill space for those who enjoy both games. We will never sell permissions and respect the passion of creativety and a grind. We wont be offering rediculous MTX pay-to-win crates as we dispise them and want to focus more on a player made economy with our in-game shops and auction house.

88.211.239.89

Tarrows 1.21.3 Minecraft server

1.21.3, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Friends, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Tarrows, Terrors

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

The owner of the “Terrows 1.21.3” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

terrows.f1cont.com

Chuuba Connections Minecraft Server

chuuba, Connections, Conspiracy, Corruption, dark side, Drama, Fame, fame game, fame hungry, gossip, influencer, Intrigue, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, power, scandal, Secrets, Server, shithole, small-time chuuba, social media, suspicious, underground network

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while shooting fireballs out of its eyes. Or how about a chicken wearing diamond armor and challenging players to a dance-off? And don’t even get us started on the talking creepers who recite Shakespearean sonnets while exploding!

Every other small-time chuuba is connected to our server because they know where the real party is at. We’ve got secret underground disco caves, skydiving competitions with Ender Dragons, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into a land of candy and unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

BBC Mating Call Minecraft SMP: It’s Over Bros, She’s Blacked Owned Now

BBC, blacked, blacked owned, bros, Call, long tail tags, mating, mating call, Minecraft, Owned, shes, smp

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have BBC mating calls going off left and right, and let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. The server is now officially blacked owned, so if you want to join in on the chaos, you better hurry up before it’s too late. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild ride of a server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

Buy, CIRI, Disgusting, fat, fat-faced, FatFaced, Gamers, games, Lesbian, Minecraft, MONEY, monstrosity, parents, reactions, Server, Ugly, Women

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Towns Built:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

athlete, Based, based retard, Biggest, biggest based retard, biggest in football, biggest in sports, biggest retard, controversial player, controversy, football, football controversy, football player, internet backlash, internet outrage, Minecraft, offensive language, public figure, retard, smp, social media, social media backlash, sports, sports controversy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Emeralds Found:	5076
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
New Chunks Explored:	571979	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

action, all time, best, BETRAYAL, Classics, crime, crime films, detective, Drama, films, gangster, heist, iconic, investigation, Mafia, Minecraft, murder, must watch, Mystery, organized crime, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Time, top rated

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ores Mined:	8092	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!